DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #2875

DJT is the best Japanese language learning vtuber shitposting thread on Any Forums for むっつりスケベ共 that are interested in everything Japanese
Japanese speakers learning English are also welcome

How to stay healthy:
docs.google.com/document/d/1UNMTNZnRCHizHe5H2sQxLYxzchxwFW735UKSr6MWsFE

The only way to learn 日本語:
1. Filter all tripfags
2. Don't waste time/money on ゴミ like:
-Anki, garbage videos and youtube channels, shitty apps, translations, learning kanji instead of vocab, Genki, Imabi, RTK, KKLC, Kanji Damage, Wanikani, Duolingo, Bunpro, Kodansha, Tobira, whatever you're using, language schools, Italki, AJATT, JLPT, Kanji Kentei tests and many other scams
-Pitch accent doesn't exist (you can say words however you want youtu.be/1RKWcCyD7GI )
-Learning how to write on paper (you can do it later once you're decent at Japanese)
Avoiding these beginner traps will cut down your learning time considerably to less than 2 years if you learn every day and never give up. After that it's just enjoying the language and the content while fortifying your knowledge and occasionally learning something new.
3. Fix your health with the grimoire first, it makes life and learning 100 times easier
4. Spend a few days getting familiar with kanas
5. Give Tae Kim a fast read, it's not the most accurate grammar guide but it's the fastest. Look up Japanese grammar on Japanese google/ask DJT later on instead
6. A few years of reading, listening, watching vtubers, shitposting on /djt/ and having your posts corrected by Japanese flags, googling stuff you don't know and you're done!
7. Move to Japan
8. The ride never ends
絶対英語を学べる方法:
youtu.be/RJ__1lmPJWY

教材:
docs.google.com/document/d/15kiCpmUsNZad5gm9KEtcvqoQhLn6q-SQ8DYgUjW85UI/
図書館:
itazuraneko.neocities.org/library/librarymain.html
nyaa.si/

先スレ

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Other urls found in this thread:

exhentai.org/tag/artist:haga yui
youtube.com/watch?v=0ztsHko39CM
streamable.com/uomio0
m.ilbe.com/search?q=수용소
youtube.com/watch?v=-0WGhczqqwU
docs.google.com/document/d/1UNMTNZnRCHizHe5H2sQxLYxzchxwFW735UKSr6MWsFE
youtube.com/watch?v=-n1pSHzdahc
youtube.com/watch?v=tRLlneFefuo
youtube.com/watch?v=nF_VzLd8g-M
youtube.com/watch?v=mAt7jiwa5s4
youtube.com/watch?v=P5jnk-AEsK8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

ぴえん

なんとか言えよ変態

投稿してください

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おっぱいいっぱいおっぱいいっぱい

オナってるでもイけない

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exhentai.org/tag/artist:haga yui

イベントが終わる後、surtr、saria、ptilopsis、myrtleを進める

剥げた

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ハゲた?

まだまだ
だが運良く前頭部からだ

DJTの主が交代してる!

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ありがたいことにおでこから? そりゃそうだろう
元から人間はおでこに毛がないんだからね

いやあのキムやろうはニセ主だし

毛深い俺はモンキーだけど
ハゲるモンキーは変なものだって

元々から人間はハゲた猿だろ

youtube.com/watch?v=0ztsHko39CM

I started playing Apex Legends a few days ago and I get killed instantly whenever I encounter enemies.
I'm a complete beginner at FPS, so I'm still poor at shooting.
All I need is to practice aiming by playing it over and over.

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FPSは練習すれば、上手くなるよ。
コツは、常にaimを敵の出てきそうな壁の端に向けながら動くことかな。0.1秒早く撃ち始めた方が撃ち勝てるからね。

俺も少しやってる最近
アリーナだけだ
確信してないけど「I'm getting killed instantly whenever I encounter an enemy」というほうがいいかもしれない。間違うと元の文がいい
>All I need is to practice aiming by playing it over and over.
All I need is to practice my aim by playing a lotってことかなあ
とにかく意味はクリアだった。俺の修正は細かいニュアンスに掘り下げるんだ

Arenas are ok in apex. But I'm getting back to valorant for this exact reason too. I like the more deadly TTK as well.

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>or run around trying to 3v1 everyone
Actually that's the arenas gameplay as well unless you're willing to go through this and rank up to ~diamond where teammates start having at least a tiniest of brains.
streamable.com/uomio0

そうなのか。
日本だとApexが人気だから、ちょっと始めてみたんだよね。
まぁ、基本プレイは無料だから、もうちょっと遊ぶ。

>コツは、常にaimを敵の出てきそうな壁の端に向けながら動くこと
アドバイスありがとう。
やっぱり、練習あるのみだね。

訂正ありがとう。

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遊んでいいけど、最初だけが楽しいから後で捨てていいぞ

俺が思うことはエーペックスはいいカジュアルゲームだ
コンペとか平均上回りたい目的があると不向きなゲームだと思う
それで初めてのFPSゲームによるのがいいと思うけど、本腰になりたいなら別のゲームを始めると思う

将来バ美肉おじさんになりたいでしょうか

いいと思wu

この単語「容態」ってわかる?
「容態はどう?」

Can someone tell me why is the Korean spamming nikocado's butthole

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I guess he was from this
m.ilbe.com/search?q=수용소

>白人恐怖症です
僕も。怖い

...

>「本当にその噂が発生している裏付けは取れた」って解釈もあり得ますか?
Yes, I'd go with it as well., and
> is it possible for「一応、裏付けは取れたわけか」, to be "So you now know the rumor told at the meeting was referring to 波多野"?
yes it's possible. But we need to read further to make it sure.

絶望に負けた

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バ美肉おじさんよりファ美肉おじさんになりたい

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蛮婦

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>バ美肉びにく
>net-sl
>creation and use of a virtual female avatar
oddly specific

ちょっとゲロ吐きそう 頭痛も痛い
体弱くて困ってる

thanks. so essentially it's like "so at least we know those rumors exist (since you heard it elsewhere too)"?. the lines immediately after were
しかし意外だな。波多野君だったとは‥‥。
意外なほどゴシップとしての価値が高いんだそうだ。
それは的を射ている。冬に雪が降ると書いてもしょうがない。夏に降る雪の方が、みんな喜ぶ。
so it confused me since the first seems like "It's hard to believe she's like that", but I guess here it's like "can't believe rumors were spreading about her"

気をつけてね( ´△`)

ありがとう。優しい人。

I'll probably only bother learning this language some day for the anime, ero-games and shitposting.

Good. Get started.

Here's your homework, transcribe this in 日本語
youtube.com/watch?v=-0WGhczqqwU

>How to stay healthy:
>docs.google.com/document/d/1UNMTNZnRCHizHe5H2sQxLYxzchxwFW735UKSr6MWsFE

何か御用ですか? うちと食育を語りたいかしら

うふふ

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白波の 音せで立つと 見えつるは
卯の花咲ける 垣根なりけり

がつがつすぎですね

女体化の始まりでしょ
お大事に!

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食育のものはいいですけど、疑似科学がよくない
>Humans and Earth are negatively charged with ions so standing directly on it recharges us
笑笑

>"so at least we know those rumors exist (since you heard it elsewhere too)"?
I think so.
> I guess here it's like "can't believe rumors were spreading about her"
I read it in that sense as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=-n1pSHzdahc

こと○○
○○は○○(神奈川は横浜)
この表現わかりますか?ほかにもあったけど忘れてしまった

thanks again as always.
>wished something besides 裏付け wasn't used since that immediately makes me think "prove a rumor to be true"

わからない。じつはぼくがアホだから文法何もわからない。
ですが、意味は「AはB(にがある)」?

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It's
>8 通称・雅号などと本名との間に用いて、両名称の指す人物が同一であることを表す。「楠公(なんこう)事楠木正成」
I've seen it enough to remember it.

The autistic mod is at it again, next I'll get banned for helping someone again

これが生理か
女性は大変だ

>"prove a rumor to be true"
yes it sounds like that. I guess there would be some reason to use that word mentioned in the previous part of the story.

お先に失礼します。

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「こと○○は」は特に○○に関してはって意味で
「○○は○○」の方は○○(地名)の中の○○(地名)って意味なんだけど、かなり難しい表現だと思うので大丈夫だ。
でもこれは書き方が紛らわしかったです。すいません。

context before made it seem like the MC believed the rumors to be wholly unfounded, and I guess the last two lines I gave sort of still indicate that...
>I'd think it be とりあえずそういう噂が流れているわけか instead

Kind of shocked that 99% of the merch for big name Japanese brands like pokenon are from China.

そんなんがあるとは知らなかった
博識だね

こう
そう
あう

I think こと in instances like こと恋愛においては is weirder though.

それのことです。ほかにも、こと恋愛にかけては、みたいな言い方をすることもある。
あと、奇妙なのは「君の幸運を願わん」と言ったら堅苦しい表現で「君の幸福を願う」となることとか

こういう
そういう
ああいう

日本の日常生活

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>日本農業実踐大学校

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おやすみ

bump

よくやった

桜んぼ

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バンプマッピング

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吾が宿の 垣根な過ぎそ 子規
何れの郷も 同じ卯の花

How's this practice translation of a random tweet I saw? Trying to capture the same kind of essence.

>凄いオタク!!!!!!! 私凄いオタク!!!!!!!!! (調子に乗るな)
amazing nerd!!!!!!! ima amazing nerd!!!!!!! (getting carried away for sure)

I thought to translate な as "for sure" to keep the original imperative, and use shortened slang for 私 since it's just there.

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..why

...is that cat so cute? why cant i be that cute?

Imperative negative

>身を翻して軽妙な足取りでさっさかと階段を降りていき、
what's さっさかと?

idk it's something I like doing for fun

ikr

ah, it is? I misread it then, thanks for pointing it out and helping!

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わかんないけど大したことなさそう

友人おはようニャ

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にゃげ

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己の分を尽くしています

己のチンをしゃぶっています

おお上手ですよね

alri

家はそこに住む人と人もあり大きな体と思えばいい。

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2年後の私の部屋だ

えっ、それで2年間の内にそんに不幸な境遇の現実化を目指してるということですか?どうしてですか?

敵をしゃぶり己をしゃぶれば百戦殆うからず

>”さっさと”という意味

~(>_

片付け出来ないから二年後にはこうなってるって意味じゃないかな

うん、そういうことあるある

youtube.com/watch?v=tRLlneFefuo

ヘルシェイク, ヘルシェイク, ヘルシェイク

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lol that's awesome

I know right?
Found it while watching the 1st season of pop team epic, same guys who did galo sengen iirc

お小夜

>直前に「は」や「が」を入れても不自然でない場合だけ「なさそうだ」と言えると覚えましょう。
画期的

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抹香鯨は一番好きな動物だよ

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ダイエット違反梟少女

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あら

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youtube.com/watch?v=nF_VzLd8g-M

youtube.com/watch?v=mAt7jiwa5s4

youtube.com/watch?v=P5jnk-AEsK8

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あぁん?

ヘルシェイク矢野のこと考えてた

ユーチューブー変わらなかったじゃないか
ひどい
ググルは醜いデザインうまく作るじゃn

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Russia is the new beta tester for awful youtube designs since I got the old one for now

I've been getting that design in incognito for a while now, but now it got to my account it seems.

>English language
ngmi
I also have the new one already. This is called rolling updates and every large IT company does it. Basically allows you to test stuff out, not overload the servers and all other kinds of benefits.

一緒にFPSやろ〜

>>English language
>ngmi
I don't even remember why I needed an english ui at some point. I think I got copystriked or something.

日本とヨーロッパは遠く離れるからどちらかがピングが高くなると思う

>どちらかがピング
どちらかの