Accidentally texted my mom steven universe porn

>accidentally texted my mom steven universe porn

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quads and vladimir putin loses the war.

base if peridot or connie's mom

>Keeping anything even remotely embarrassing/incriminating on your phone ever.

It's your own fucking fault.

>intentionally texted my mom steven universe porn

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This, my phone is completely clean despite me being an ERPing coomer gooner degenerate

blue girl or lapis whatever

I have a pretty low bar for what cartoons I will watch. But I will never, ever view an episode of steven universe. Even as a kid I could tell it was trash from the commercials

>even as a kid
don't reply

>Said sneed out loud again

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I bet your ass she asked you the source

Replying just to piss off the faggot.

post it
also you can delete texts you fucking monkey

>don't reply

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I said "fucking sneed" while playing checkers with a mate today, he is a bit redditor/lefty but still appreciates good Any Forums memes so he chuck'd me right back

i dug through pages of r34 to find it. the worse part is i didnt notice it until 5 minutes later

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why cant we just 3 month ban "people" like this

love me some r34
you can delete it as long as they haven't read it i think, but maybe i'm wrong, i'm not dumb enough to save porn on my phone but i do save lewds on my pc

at least she knows you're a high t thiccfag and not a homo

>ate all my popcorn

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here you go bro