A child gets set into the street to go sell matches

>a child gets set into the street to go sell matches
>sell no matches
>can't go back home, my father will beat me for being useless
>freeze to death knowing that nobody loves you

Great kid's book.

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She goes to Heaven at the end, doesn't she?

Euphemism for prostitution.

What's the best kino adaptation?

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>be tin soldier
>have one leg
>get cursed by a jack in the box
>go on a perilous journey
>somehow makes it back home in one piece
>gets thrown into the fireplace and dies
Greta kid's book

She should have been a better match salesman, personally I would have traded the whole batch and invested the profit in growth industries. This little pleb deserved to freeze like a loser.

IIRC: Writer was a degenerate coomer and pissed Dickens off by waaaaaaaaaaaaay overstaying his welcome after being invited over. He was also extremely ugly as you can see and was also D*nish.

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Only Americans think that kids can't handle things like that.

>be young boy
>get turned into a mouse
>will only live for a few more years
>his grandmother will outlive him
Grate kid's book

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>written by Hans Christian Andersen
>public thinks Grimm is author
Any films with this situation?

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Back in the day you told stories to your kids about how NOT to be, so they could become useful members of society and be capable of fending for themselves.

:(

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Denmark be like that

I don't need that pain.
Not now.

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Does anyone remember a children's book about a Teddy Bear that a boy loves, but then one day the boy gets sick and the parents have to throw everything away including the bear.

I don't remember the ending but I just want to know if it had a happy ending or not.

Velveteen Rabbit?

Nope, Hell. She no longer needs matches so it's a happy ending.

Oh yeah you're right. What a bummer it is knowing that the reality is the stuffed rabbit got thrown into a furnace.

Interesting form of neckbeard to start the neckbeard far under the chin

The Old Bachelor’s Nightcap
>be alone your whole life
>spend every night in your cold bed wishing you had someone
>dream about your youth when you still could've changed things but you didn't
>get old
>die
>your nightcap gives horrific nightmares to anyone how would use it

>I can save her
There, that's what you pedos are thinking

Ow

the quicker children understand life is nothing but unending suffering the better

I've been playing both games lately
Trying to get G End in NG+ because the Chaos Dungeon bosses were too difficult.

Great comic thanks haha lol

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This might surprise you user but fairytales rarely had happy endings, I know your only frame of reference is Disney movies but that's not what the original stories were like