What are some cosmic horror kinos?
What are some cosmic horror kinos?
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realistically, what is the best way to defeat a giant octopus 1v1, no weapons, no items, final destination
>ARE THOSE T-TENTACLES??? AAAGGH I'M GOING LOCO LOCO
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anal suffocation
You could probably crush their vital organs rather easily as they have no bones barring their beak.
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Octopuses can squeeze in very, very tight spots. I can that whole thing could fit inside a person's anus, slipping through guts, then out the mouth maybe,
Octopus rape, haha.
Surely looks like the octopuss is gonna rape him, i don't think it could eat the man.
octupus are incredible fascinating creatures, you know they camouflage too, they just scan and morph
A monster-sized octopus is probably going to eat you alive, but, if you could get your foot free, repeatedly bash it in the head/body
Tf is this from ? That is giving me the heebie jeebies
is that a guy just watching in the window?
Gross fags
go back to facebook
>t. Octopus
Pour salt on it
M8, Octopuses live in the ocean, what do you think salt is gonna do to them?
Fry it in butter and garlic.
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They say to go for the eyes in a shark attack so might as well try that against other sea creatures and hope for the best.
apply silicon-based lube beforehand and prepare for shower sex
so lets say you debeaked one of these things and it managed to survive, could you then let it slorp around on your cock without any fear of injury?
ocean =/= cosmos