Imagine unironically drinking

Imagine unironically drinking.

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I like drinking anything other than beer

I spent a week in rehab and I'm drinking beer.

Thats me though

I just got a blender and now I'm binge drinking smoothies, far superior to beer/soda and its healthy

I only like drinking beer

I like liquor but liquor doesn't like me

What's the point of a week

good thing I only drink ironically
every day ahahaha hahah aha

>It's healthy
It's terribly unhealthy. Sugar free soda is where it's at. 0.45€ for 1.25L, 0kcal, no caffeine.

this would kill you from alcohol poisoning
t. alcohol expert

As opposed to what, drinking ironically?

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They wanted to make sure the withdrawal wouldn't kill me with some delirium tremens or some shit like that. I don't live in America so people in hospitals actually care about your being and don't charge you money for it.

Pic rel, it's actually 0.45€ for 1.5L

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>Never drink and be completely opposed to it.
>hang out with an alcoholic girl
>wind up splitting half a fucking bottle of Everclear with her.
>become a shit person and proceed to destroy years of friendship over drinking
Never again; pink haired girls and alcohol are a manipulative, toxic cocktail.

>pink haired girls
You should have seen a problem way before the alcohol thing.

My second night sober, bored af, only thinking about that sweet sweet release and taking all this anxious weight off my shoulders for the night but I know I will drink too much and be hungover and caught in this vicious cycle. I was planning to wait till friday and saturday but I think I will throw the Thursday in there too. Will have to sell some stuff to pay for it since I am waiting to get a shift start time for my new job and I am broke

Smoothies are great for you. Faggot. What are you on about? I hope your family gets raped.

She also was the following:
>undiagnosed bipolar who used Astrology as an excuse for her shit behavior
>Tumblr user
>relationship hopper
>refused to get an actual job that wasn't selling overpriced bootleg band merch on Depop.
>didn't drive
>was afraid of "domestication"

came to a bar alone cause I was lonely
lets see when I leave. I'm at 5 beers

When it says no sugar they still put a bunch of other unhealthy shit into it, soda of any kind is bad

only a week? they tried to keep me in for 3
t. drinking wine

Any girls there?

What do you even do at a bar while drinking if you aren't a talkative person ?

This all sounds very bleak but boredom af isnt actually a good enough reason to keep fucking things up. It will get easier.

Is this a Jehovas witness thing? I drink coffee and alcohol and I’m good. Abstaining from good things doesn’t make you good.

What game is this?

no this bar is shit. should have gone to a bar where there I know there are chicks
im talkative actually. we'll see how this night goes

Was the sex at least good?

Who here /goonbaggang/??

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