If Tom Cruise was a beer he would be called Tom Booze
If Tom Cruise was a beer he would be called Tom Booze
If Tom Cruise took a nap he would be called Tom Snooze
If Tom Cruise browsed Any Forums and loved you all very much he would be called Tom Cruise ;)
If Tom Cruise was the guy in your webm he'd be Tom Lose.
If Tom Cruise was sleepy he would be called Tom Snooze
If Tom Cruise was Indian he'd be Tom Poos
If Tom Cruise was on a boat he would be Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise was an electric circuit breaker he would be called Tom Fuse
the reactions are gold
If Tom Cruise was a cobbler he would be called Tom Shoes
>If Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise he would be called Tom Gay Cruise.
If Tom Cruise were a cage fighter he would be called Tom Bruise
If Tom Cruise were a grifter he would be called Tom Ruse
If Tom Cruise was a Cruise ship he'd be Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise was a failing actresses that once dated a famous actor he would be Tom Accuse
If Tom Cruise were a prosecutor, he'd be Tom Accuse
If Tom Cruise was an anchor he'd be Tom News
If Tom Cruise was made of green slime he'd be Tom Ooze
If Tom Cruise were Ric Flair, he'd be Tom Woos.
If Tom Cruise wanted a safer alternative to smoking, he'd be Tom Snus
haha, that's funny dude.
If Tom Cruise were a chef he'd be called Tom Stews
If Tome Cruise committed suicide he'd be Tom Noose
If Tom 'Can't Bruise' Cruise were a bomb-disposal expert, he'd be Tom Defuse.
If Tom were litigious he'd called Tom Sues
If Tom Cruise were a drunken husband he'd be called Tom Abuse
If Tom Cruise had a religious change of heart he'd be Tom Jews
If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos
If Tom Cruise were a person discussing the owner of a particularly shocking item he would be Tom WHOSE?