If Tom Cruise was a beer he would be called Tom Booze

If Tom Cruise was a beer he would be called Tom Booze

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If Tom Cruise took a nap he would be called Tom Snooze

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If Tom Cruise browsed Any Forums and loved you all very much he would be called Tom Cruise ;)

If Tom Cruise was the guy in your webm he'd be Tom Lose.

If Tom Cruise was sleepy he would be called Tom Snooze

If Tom Cruise was Indian he'd be Tom Poos

If Tom Cruise was on a boat he would be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise was an electric circuit breaker he would be called Tom Fuse

the reactions are gold

If Tom Cruise was a cobbler he would be called Tom Shoes

>If Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise he would be called Tom Gay Cruise.

If Tom Cruise were a cage fighter he would be called Tom Bruise

If Tom Cruise were a grifter he would be called Tom Ruse

If Tom Cruise was a Cruise ship he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise was a failing actresses that once dated a famous actor he would be Tom Accuse

If Tom Cruise were a prosecutor, he'd be Tom Accuse

If Tom Cruise was an anchor he'd be Tom News

If Tom Cruise was made of green slime he'd be Tom Ooze

If Tom Cruise were Ric Flair, he'd be Tom Woos.

If Tom Cruise wanted a safer alternative to smoking, he'd be Tom Snus

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haha, that's funny dude.

If Tom Cruise were a chef he'd be called Tom Stews

If Tome Cruise committed suicide he'd be Tom Noose

If Tom 'Can't Bruise' Cruise were a bomb-disposal expert, he'd be Tom Defuse.

If Tom were litigious he'd called Tom Sues

If Tom Cruise were a drunken husband he'd be called Tom Abuse

If Tom Cruise had a religious change of heart he'd be Tom Jews

If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos

If Tom Cruise were a person discussing the owner of a particularly shocking item he would be Tom WHOSE?