How did Palpatine return?

How did Palpatine return?

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somehow

Somehow

by a delicious asspull they knowing that people would still eat their shit

his soul was departing to the afterlife when it did a 360 and went back the way it came

Who the fuck cares, all of the shit produced by Disney is soulless garbage anyways.

and he was a good friend

there were multiple palpatines to begin with and they failed to destroy all his horcruxes

A good story... for another time

By Disney magic after the story group let Rian Johnson kill snoke in the second episode.

watch the Prestige it's actually a very obvious trick

you'z are good kids.

by hollywood mogul producer/writer/director and oscar winning screenwriter

Rey Palpatine, dude.

He was a good friend...hang on, he was an asshole!

Because... because he just did, OK?

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.

Something about playing Fortnite I think.

monke hands typed the script

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It's really depressing that they undid Anakin as "the chosen one"

Also how can it be a Sith "legend" if Palpatine was plaeguis apprentice and there were only two Sith at any time since? Is he making "legend" out of his personal story just for his own apprentice lol?

>Palpatine was always worried about losing his power. He created “The Contingency,” a plan that would help him reclaim the Empire if he were ever killed.

>“The Contingency” started with Operation: Cinder, which included sentinel droids destroying Imperial and New Republic locations that held sensitive information.

>When Palpatine died, his consciousness was transferred to a clone on the planet Exegol, where he had been previously studying immortality. However, the body was too weak to hold his consciousness. So they built more clones that could be a strong vessel for him.

>This led to Snoke’s creation. Snoke was made to lead the First Order, which would then work to bring Rey — Palpatine’s granddaughter — to Palpatine since she could act as a vessel to contain Palpatine’s consciousness.

>This led to the climactic battle between Rey and Palpatine as seen in “The Rise of Skywalker.” Palpatine fought his granddaughter to make sure he could use her body as a vessel. Rey aligned with the Jedi, looking to stop Palpatine.

So, there you go. That’s it. That’s what happened with Palpatine.

>Operation: Cinder
>Destroy your own shit
>Still make a clone Snoke to lead the remnant forces left by destroying your own shit

Man I'd love to be a writer in these. You can just hear them laughing at autist fans while smoking weed and coming up with "lore".

We like planned this all along and totally didn't pull this out of our ass after Rian fucked up ep 8.

the decision to have different directors was so fucking autistic. Abrams thinks he just has to do the first of the series so he sets up a bunch of plotlines with idea of how they'll resolve and Rian Jonson has his own ideas so he just drops them all