Why did Conan never bareback creampie Sona and sire an illegitimate child?

Why did Conan never bareback creampie Sona and sire an illegitimate child?

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because illegitimate children make threads like this one

Why would anyone willingly put their dick in an armenian?

Seriously though, they most likely fucked.

Because he’s married and thinks sona is in a lower caste than him.

Edward James Olmos fucked a 15 year old Winona Ryder

>thinks
She is

what a chad

is she the reason his show sucked for the last 15 years

they absolutely fucked. Shes been his mistress for years

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that we know of

I have been wondering this for years.
If they never fucked, Conan at least has a schoolboy crush on her. Maybe he never shook off being a high school nerd and an unrequited crush on a 'cooler' girl is just his standard mode of being

Because it seems like Conan is genuinely just a good guy who wants to make people laugh.

At least, I hope to god that's the case.

>implying he didn't

he did

I somehow think they never fucked, I think their chemistry wouldn't be what it is if they did

I did

proof?

He absolutely did, it's the only reason I can imagine why she was given so much screen time.

Too be clear, they have absolutely fucked each other, done drugs together, and generally have had happier moments then we will ever experience. That is just what happens in the highest tiers of ultra privileged LA society. Anyone who think otherwise is delusional.

FUCKING ***TO*** I FUCKING HATE MY BRAIN

>SEX SEX SEX with a snake before a Jew, and with a Jew before a Greek; but never have sex with an Armenian.
- Abraham Lincoln

>this is what incels actually believe
Holy shit hahaha

conan went on ssri to deal with depression
it means that he stopped being funny, and that he also has no sex drive for the time he's known sona