Thank you darkseid for killing my gf and showing me a math equation I am now evil and will kill my friends
Thank you darkseid for killing my gf and showing me a math equation I am now evil and will kill my friends
Austin Foster
Liam Hall
it's a math equation which is specially designed to force the submission of a sentient mind which processes it.
like a computer virus
Elijah Morales
Darkseid told him that lois lane was having batman child instead of superman child which pissed him off and turn him evil
David Powell
Whoever wrote that shit needs to get laid lol
John Morgan
The absolute cope. Lol. DCfags are seriously broken.
>"Hey everybody, I'm 'Not Thanos', check out my zig zag eye lasers! What's my goal? Math!"
Brandon Jenkins
Darkseid is older than Thanos by 3 years
Christian Peterson
It's sad that there's so many plotholes in DC that fans have to come up with their own half assed justifications to fill in the blanks. So sick of seeing your stupid assumptions and backward theories.
Cooper Morgan
>Darkseid is older than Thanos by 3 years
May be.
But Thanos FUCKED Superman's MOM!!!!
HOLY INFINITE CRISIS!!! THANOS LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO MARTHA!!!!
Ethan Parker
>"Why did you say that naaaame?!"
Evan Barnes
He also beat the shit out of supermans mom
Nicholas Rivera
According to her. You're a DCfag right? Believe all women is your mantra and kissing nigger boots is your life.
William Rodriguez
Sorry but that is fucking dumb.
Hudson Ramirez
>math equation
the equation starts with the number 109
Bentley Scott
what else can we do?
Marvel has a board of directors.
DC has a bored of directionless.
Matthew Cooper
Dark…seed? He planted a dark seed in his mind
Jordan Cooper
Formerly a dark suck
Evan Sullivan
Behold, the Anti-Life Equation, you'll either cringe or make a better one:
loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding ⋅ guilt ⋅ shame ⋅ failure ⋅ judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side
Adrian Garcia
>comic book writing is bad
Nathan Rivera
Snyder made the most bad ass movies
Caleb Fisher
haha. this is why dc sucks so much. thanos' goal was to get powerful magic space stones, not to mathematically weaponize depression
Noah Turner
FUCK DC