This looks like the most cucked movie of all time
This looks like the most cucked movie of all time
Robert Kelly
Jason Morris
>swordmaster with a reach a quarter of a normal person
ok
Landon Wright
Jesus, this is one of the worst posters of all time. The more you look at it, the worse it gets.
Gavin Ramirez
>French literature masterpiece with puns at every verse
>dubbed in English
ngmi
Adrian Carter
Fuck this midge, he showed his true colours
Austin Campbell
>NOOOO STOP PUTTING FUNNY MYSTICAL DWARFS IN KINOS, THIS IS GENOCIDING MIDGE!!!
>ahhh misery porn where the midge gets cucked, this is a great role!
Miserable midge just wants everyone to seethe like he did his entire life
Xavier Barnes
the girl on the poster is the wife of the white director
Jason Stewart
>Cyrano de Bergerac dazzles everyone with his ferocious wordplay and brilliant swordplay. However, he's convinced his appearance renders him unworthy of the affections of the luminous Roxanne, a devoted friend who's in love with someone else.
Kek. It's literally a movie about a white guy being cucked by a nog.
Benjamin Johnson
Do you fucking zoomers really need to google the synopsis of Cyrano?
Wyatt Ward
Not everyone is cucked like you and knows the cuck plot just from looking at a poster with a black guy.
Andrew Brown
>Make little man really big on poster
Wow, stunning and brave
Samuel Cruz
i mean, the book/play literally is about a cuck in love with his cousin
James Nelson
I must confess I'm not a massive thespian.
Charles Foster
>he believes I'm talking about the film
You're beyond saving, just like your foreskin.
Xavier Ross
This thread is about the movie though
Elijah Morales
>backpedalling with no substan e
why are millennials so pathetic and vague during confrontations?
Tyler Phillips
Hmmm, this actually sounds like it would be good.
>There HAS to be a black male
It's a bit tiresome.
Justin Anderson
There’s literally nothing wrong with being a cuck. In fact, many would argue it is the ultimate act of masculinity. Cuckoldry is the ultimate form of security, with both yourself and your partner, and security is the most vital characteristic of a true alpha male. It shows that the man is confident, that the man has ultimate trust in his partner, that the man isn’t afraid of arbitrary social taboos that limit the expression of true sexual freedom. Only a real man would be willing to submit his partner to another man that might be perceived as physically or mentally superior. But this perception is completely false, for in a cuckold dynamic, the cuck is actually the one with all the power. The bull only has his way with the woman because the cuck allows it so. The woman is merely a piece of property in this exchange, one that is ultimately owned by the cuck, not the bull. The cuck is literally using these other two individuals for his own sexual gain, they are nothing but tools at his disposal. In other words, the cuck is the true dominant in this relationship. So yes, being a cuck is the ultimate form of masculinity.
Isaac Thompson
This. Unless he LOVES the source material, this is worse than being typecasted into LOTR dwarf roles.
Robert Murphy
>doesn’t have a massive nose
wtf? will they just replace all the long nose jokes with dwarf jokes?
Noah Campbell
It might be time for a reread.
John Bailey
I trust you, our most prolific cuckold, to know when something is cucked.