JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WIDDA BUCK AND A QUARTA
JILL CAME DOWN WITH TWO FIFTY

OHH

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>safety
>always off

LITTLE MISS MUFFET
SAT ON HER TUFFET
EATING MY COCK AND BALLS

OH!

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THREE BLIND MICE
SEE HOW DEY RUN
STICK YOUR TONGUE UP MY ASS, BITCH

OHHH

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LITTLE BOY BLUE

WHAT, HE NEEDED THE MONEYOHH

LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET
HUBBULE GUBBA WUZZY WOOWOO
AYYYEEEE
WHAT ARE YA, A HOMO???

TWO FAGS WALK INTO A BAR.
IT'S ME AND A FRIEND!
OH!!!


ANDREW DICE GAY!

Isn’t this the jew who pretends to be a wop?

Fonzie ?

Wops are just jews with better food anyway.

Why does he look like john stewart here?

kek

JACK BE... NIMBLE
JACK BE... QUICK
JACKS BITCH FUCKED HIM WITH THE CANDLESTICK


OH

Because he's a character played by Jon Stewart, you absolute lunatic.

He was good on Stern

jewish people look alike

PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER
HAD A WIFE AND LOVED TO BEAT HER
SMACKED HER ONCE ACROSS THE HEAD
FUCKED HER ASS AND WENT TO BED

OHH

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
JILL CAME DOWN, I WENT UP AND BLEW JACK

OHH

YEAH, REMEMBER MOTHER GOOSE?
...
I FUUUUCKED HER.

HICKORY DICKORY... COCK

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

for me it's when Gottfried does an impression of Dice at a 13 year old's wake (kid died from AIDS) on Stern
youtu.be/aP0cOsN41es?t=1039