Behold, the greatest actor of all time
Behold, the greatest actor of all time
Nathaniel Ramirez
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtu.be
twitter.com
Liam Mitchell
greatest weeb for sure
Ryder Ortiz
DEYTOOKER
Jeremiah Long
Name a more powerful actor
Henry Rivera
ive been trying to ape the segal look but it is impossible to get hair of that texture, the man is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
Aaron Reed
well im soruh to hee dat, cuz now...
Carter Lewis
You gotta get your pubes transplanted to your scalp. It's a bold move but when it works, you become legendary.
Chase Jones
I wasn't born on a turnip truck I was born on a bright sunny day and now I'm going to snatch your mother fucking birthday
Juan Parker
No shit
Chase Bennett
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE
Nolan Carter
He was able to successfully convince multiple IRL police stations he was a kung fu master
Brayden Ross
someone please post the floating seagal gif i cant find it
Jonathan Morris
tell me some funny steven seagal stories.
i dont know much about him aside from the fact he believes he is the greatest martial artist of all time and also that at some point he was a cop.
Samuel Myers
Dylan Thompson
Alexander Campbell
kek, every time
Nolan Howard
He's a cop in the same sense Dan Aykroyd is.
Zachary James
Joseph Jenkins
kino
Ryan Jenkins
Back in the day he once said he could beat the shit out of Van Damme with his aikido. Van Damme flipped the fuck out and started stalking him trying to take him up on his challenge. Sylvester Stallone set up a big party where they were supposed to fight but Seagal backed off with some "I only use my martial arts for defense" bullshit
Also the owner of a diner I go to told me they hated him because he filmed a show there for weeks longer than they were supposed to or something and left up a giant "PERMANENTLY CLOSED" sign
Noah Scott
lel it looks more like spraypaint than pubes
Dylan Cox
I can't handle this one.
Please post more of these
Jeremiah Bennett
Jacob Cooper
I will SNATCH...
Camden Kelly
When he was rolling with Sheriff Joe in Phoenix they went to arrest some guy who held cockfights in his backyard and Seagal drove a tank over his house
Liam Phillips
He runs like a GIRL
Zachary Collins
How about in his duties as a deputy sheriff, he raided a ranch on suspected cockfighting because he hates animal cruelty so much. He drove a tank into the guy's house in a raid that ended up killing over 100 chickens and a dog.
Nolan Morris
He thinks he can talk to snakes. He believes snakes are moral entities like people, some good, some bad. He's only been bitten six times, by bad snakes.
Kayden Reyes
>going against schizo 90's Van Damme who had more blow in him than Ozzy and Keith Richards combined
Not a good move
Xavier Taylor
Aiden Morris
He's fast
Grayson Roberts
no fucking way that's real
Lincoln Harris
>ITS REAL
Thomas Peterson
kino
Justin Morgan
I'm guessing from the chinky credit name and the chinky CGI that's from peak kino CHINA SALESMAN with Mike Tyson
youtube.com
Ryan Adams
did anyone ever figure out why richie did bobby lupo?
Blake Gonzalez
>That knife trick seagull does when he pulls it out
Nathan Hill
>A stylist who fitted him for a tuxedo for the Academy Awards once said, "I had to tailor the tux around two giant guns. He said he needed 'cover' in case 'they' rushed the stage on him. Who 'they' were, I have no idea."
Hunter Wright
Noah Evans
Director: how many cuts do you want?
Seagal: yes.
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind sir.
Henry Long
It was the enemies within
Adrian Jones
I don't know how he got within a mile of the Academy Awards, unless he brought the groceries to the back door.
Blake White
>that little dance at 1:22
Dylan Peterson
would this be a good seagale movie to break my cherry with?