PAUL ALLEN: Hello Halberstram, nice tie. How the hell are ya.
PATRICK BATEMAN: Oh hi Allen. I think you've mistaken me for Marcus Halberstram.
PAUL ALLEN: Oh --
[they both laugh]
PAUL ALLEN: Must be the suit -- Valentino, right?
PATRICK BATEMAN: Right, and we both wear Oliver People's glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
PATRICK BATEMAN [voiceover]: The part about the barber isn't actually true, but it's important to help Paul through his social faux pas by giving him a plausible-sounding excuse and turning the situation into a joke.
PAUL ALLEN: Anyway I gotta talk to Marcus about the Bransom account, see you round Bateman.
PATRICK BATEMAN: Later, Allen.
PAUL ALLEN: Hello Halberstram, nice tie. How the hell are ya
Sebastian Morales
Benjamin Sanchez
They didn't say that.
Dylan King
Great thread, mind if you check my dubbs?
Luis Edwards
tl;dr checkem
Jeremiah Phillips
PATRICK BATEMAN: Let's see Paul Allen's card.
[Bryce hands the card to Patrick]
PATRICK BATEMAN: Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. It even has a watermark.
LEWIS CARRUTHERS: You have such an eye for detail, Patrick.
Matthew Collins
check this
Josiah Lee
checked
Connor Reyes
Nice dubs
Nicholas Phillips
pathetic attempts, behold magnificent my digits
Ethan Campbell
Sorry, not seeing it.
Blake Hughes
Should I spent $400 on a pair of Oliver Peoples glasses?
Ryder Walker
thats low class honestly
spend 1000 on some DITA glasses if you actually have taste
Jayden Anderson
yes, but thats 1980s Dollar, thats like 40k Dollar in 2022
Lucas Scott
About 1300 actually
Luke Reyes
cursed thread
Henry Williams
Sneed
Bentley Fisher
>Oh my god... Patrick... It's YOU! You're the American Psycho!
one of the most iconic lines for me desu
Asher Parker
ill show you how its done son
Ryder Adams
make dubsia great again
Kayden Rodriguez
Gonna blow your fucking mind with one - That wasnt paul allen. Bateman was doing doing the same thing as he was and mistaking him for Paul because they're all fucking interchangable./spoiler]
Nathan Cox
no
Kevin Torres
Sneed
Carson Turner
So I'm listening to the audiobook of this right now, and so far it's LITEARLLY 80% him describing people's clothes or their interior-design, in-between surreal moments of varied levels of unhinged narcissism and equal amounts complete apathy towards important things and hysterical importance placed on utter trivialities.
It should be boring but it's transfixing in a strange sort of way.
Joseph Jackson
impressive, very nice
Anthony Morgan
digits and israel gets nuked
Nathaniel Powell
yeah. one of my favourite books. based digits confirm.
Nathan Edwards
have you gotten to the rat yet?
Liam Jones
>Its you, Patrick… you have covid-19!!!
Cameron Morris
Ever since I saw this kino I've always fantasized about being an executive and doing coke with my bros in the bathrooms of fancy restaurants. I know it wasn't the intended message of the film, but it's what stuck with me the most.
Elijah Mitchell
The banality of a lot of the book makes the ultraviolence all the more grim