For the sake of Frodo we will march to the gates

For the sake of Frodo we will march to the gates

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Why did the human army let themselves get surrounded? Why didn’t they just form a spear wall in front of the gate?

Why were there no African American hobbits there

multiple layers, only true gamers understand

genocide.

Wait, wait, just spotted an unarmed diplomat looking to negotiate.......
ARRRRGGGHHH
ok let's move on

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I’d love to be friends with Vijo Mortenstein

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>that backhand strength
My leige...

Of a paradise where our maidens await?

Now I know that Holocaust was a hoax.

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Neither Africa nor America exist in Middleearth

>leader of military charges first thiing into battle
that's pretty strategy and puts the entire military operation at risk. if aragorn got killed it would have caused the chain on command to not have a leader resulting in sloppy battle moves

They were planning on dying

The chain of command ensures there's always a leader. But yes the king charging in first is silly lols

>that's right Goyndorim, die for (((Frodo))), some hairy-footed halfling you've never met.
>Mordor is clearly the aggressor here, look how close they put their borders to our towers and Ithilien Ranger outposts.
>fuck this shit, I'm going back to Dol Amroth

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At least we are not talking Orkish

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Before telecommunication there was no chain off command. There wasn't even anyone on the field who had any idea what was going on. Especially once the melee started, there was a clump of bodies that slaughtered each other ontil one party started to rout.

And then one day, for no reason at all, Mordor voted Sauron into power.

Joey?

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How did they know who was the enemy?

Kek

>these guys told me they refuse to parley with me but I should be fine-OH N-

Elrond started the great culling

Imagine an indian LOTR

>I march to gate for he sirs

History of Violence is fucking kino

Also hairy pusy kino when they fuck on the stairs

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haha just imagine