>wake up
>see this
What do?
Wake up
Austin Hall
Ian Taylor
Wonder what she's doing in my dank basement.
Jason White
Start preparing a bowl of eggs.
Andrew Carter
Nathaniel Miller
Yuckola
Carson King
Is she wearing flippers?
Xavier Allen
Check the bed for fungus
Tyler Brooks
Instantly go on Twitter and accuse her of rape, since every night I get a little drunk and am unable to consent to sexual intercouse.
Xavier Taylor
No matter the context the right answer will always be rape.
Julian Murphy
>wake up
I don't sleep.
Christopher Sanders
Kiss her feet and tell her she's the queen of Any Forums.
Kevin Fisher
Make an appointment with a mycologist, hopefully for the same day.
Mason Rivera
What if she drugged you the night before so she could have her way with you?
Noah Walker
>initiate sex
>no foreplay
>I like it dry
Brody Myers
sanitize the bed with anti-fungal spray
Christopher Ross
we've already discussed this. It's gently kiss her then ferociously breed. Maybe bringing her breakfast in bed afterwards too, if she likes it
Brody Gomez
Start figuring out how to escape.
Brandon Cruz
Something like this
Gabriel Moore
Call police
David Ramirez
>out of all the posts this is the one that hurts me
Gabriel Bennett
grim
Elijah Ross
As far as she is concerned, I would cum on top of her pussy but not inside.
Never inside.
Because one Brie Larson running around is enough for this world.
Blake Perry
>What if she drugged you
I am the drug.
Sebastian Nguyen
it's an edit
the real ones are even bigger
Levi Cooper
smile, kiss her and then cuddle
Jayden Parker
>I am the drug.
bros I wish I was the drug
Gabriel Wood
come on mr frodo, we can't rest here