Oh god, I'm so lonely

Oh god, I'm so lonely

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ASMR is more coombrained than actual cooming is.

This won't help and will only make you more lonely, don't let a bitch who wouldn't give you the time of day steal time from you and focus on goals for yourself so you can one day not be lonely or just not care about being lonely.

ASMR makes me want to put my fist through the wall
is that normal?

I grew out of her years ago. Now it's MILF's for me.

So do something about it. Bitching and complaining is doing you no favors. Either fix yourself and grow a personality then maybe girls will notice. Otherwise stick to your sad asmr in the dark.

She used to be a guy called Larry

ASMR can literally give you schizophrenia:
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You should also quit porn and cooming. See picrel.
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I never cared for the normal ASMR, I was only ever concerned with the coom versions, having come to the genre from the Japanese audio doujins that ToroToro used to produce before he hit the big time with Monster Girl Quest (can't understand Japanese, but blowjob sounds and the noise of mayonnaise squirts transcend language).
Now I don't even get off to video porn any more, it's all soundgasm.com for me, no visual stimulus needed.
I have... transcended.

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no good results for asmr submarine captain

if i ever listen to asmr it has to be just the disembodied voice kind. The one with actual girls makes me uncomfortable

When women refer to "personality" they want a personal jester who makes her laugh 24/7

>youtube recommends me some random asmr chick
>she averages like 20k views with her most popular video being at 50k
>check her patreon out of curiosity
>has 4200 patreons giving her $5-$100 every month
Bitches have it so easy it's unreal

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>ASMR ~ hypnosis to feel death

korean women are the only ones making quality asmr

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All of my success with women came from making them laugh. I’m not the best looking dude but once I got them laughing these girls were putty in my hands. Maybe anons could give it a try.

Tips for quitting ASMR? I've been using it to fall asleep for years now

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I still think about someone who quit ASMR years ago every day

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destroy every electronic device you own

I hope you can snap out of your funk user. It’s never too late.

i make girls laugh with how pitiful i am and they think im joking when i use fucked up sophomoric overly romantic metaphors to describe how shitty i feel, how can i capitalize on this

ASMR rules honestly
I embrace it, it's certainly better than porn

For me? It has always been Ephemeral Rift.
That said
Recommend me some MILFs.

I used to listen to music to help me sleep back when I had trouble. Make a playlist of chill music and keep it at a decent volume. As for the asmr weening you could always try getting into a new hobby.

>normal people dont deal with this. most people enter adulthood with *something*
Who cares? That's just an excuse. You can either fix your shit or not. It's your choice.

ASMR used to be good then gross people found out about it.
Now it’s 99% absolutely disgusting people doing it for attention.

what was her name?

I wanna move to the woods where there's very little internet but I'm scared I'll miss gaming with my friends. And I'm really addicted to constant stimulus internet provides

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Say it in a joking manner. The self deprecating jokes got me far but I made sure not to go where I could be seen as pathetic. Just enough where she’d say something vapid like “haha wow user that’s crazy”