>"Join a sexless emotionless wizard cult. You get cool powers and a laser sword but you'll have to be conservative about using them or you'll literally turn evil.
or
>Be a badass space marine with a cool helmet
"Join a sexless emotionless wizard cult...
Cameron Howard
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Nicholas Powell
>luke’s entire arc is learning to value his friendships and family ties over isolating himself like yoda wants
>hmmm... we cant have a religious order be the good guys, so let’s just 180 his entire character and make him an evil child kidnapper like the prequel jedi
Aiden Morales
Lucas Turner
Yeed would ko luke the dweeb skydorker out in a second
Luis Collins
I get that the jedi are heavily inspired by buddhism, I just mean it’s luke’s attempts to reach out to his father emotionally that end up destroying the sith. They’ve undone that.
Robert Brooks
was this georges way of dealing with the divorce?
Oliver Perez
No. You read the movies wrong. You did not understand Luke or why Vader was redeemed. Padme reached out to him emotionally. Obi-Wan did. Ahsoka did. None of it worked. Use your brain. The link above actually explains it in detail, George Lucas does specifically, in his own words.
Luke Lee
Lucas has always been a dumb idiot when it comes to philosophy.
Josiah Rivera
I write better scripts every time I wipe shit from my ass on the paper those star wars fans love it -direct quote from 1999
John Sanders
I bet he knows better about philosophy of his own fictional universe than some guy on Any Forums.
Angel Collins
one of the worst things the prequels did was make the Jedi so unappealing, and no that wasn't done intentionally. George is just an autist who thinks that way
Ian Wilson
The whole thing is dumb and shows how the people writing Star Wars now don't understand Star Wars even though it's pretty straight forward.
Jayden Cox
No wonder Kylo burned that shithole to the ground
Joseph Evans
How, have you seen the "guidance" he gave to any nigga making a spinoff? Child prostitute this, "Darth Icky" that. Dude's got a peabrain, tiny and completely smooth.
David Reed
>first point is "no sex"
lol
Brandon Brooks
I know for a fact Filoni was forced to do this because every decision in The Clone Wars was always permanent.
If the villains break up, they never make up.
If someone leaves the jedi order, they're gone forever.
And when someone dies, they STAY DEAD.
Worthless Disney just wants to whore out poor green Gizmo.
Lincoln Cox
Read, nigger, read:
Landon Walker
yeah but you're a standard zoomie no cap bussin vocabulary user by the sounds of it so just for that george is infinitely better than you.
Angel Rodriguez
Unless you are Kiadi Mundi - then you can have multiple wives and fuck however you want because Dark Side give special consideration to low population species.
Jeremiah Barnes
George Lucas said that Jedi are allowed to have sex, and Ki-Adi shit was non-canon nonsense from the comic books that was never ever referenced anywhere in Lucas' works. They wrote Ki-Adi as a married man before it was revealed in Attack of the Clones that the Jedi can't actually marry (the whole point of Anakin's downfall hinges on that), and they always wrote Ki-Adi as a Jedi Knight, before it was revealed that only Jedi Masters can be on the Council, meaning Ki-Adi was *always* a Jedi Master since TPM.
Daniel Ramirez
I don’t give a single fuck what he said AFTER the OT. What’s in the OT is what is in the OT.
Brandon Martinez
>And when someone dies, they STAY DEAD.
Except when Lucas said "Bring back Maul"
And then Rebels uses time travel to save Ashoka
Brody Morris
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Cameron Ross
>was this georges way of dealing with the divorce?
Yes.
Justin Torres
>Be a Mandalorian
>Still use The Force
You can also try to follow Ashoka's path.
David Sullivan
Why not be a badass space marine who happens to have cool powers and a laser sword?