What's the one thing that's inexplicably missing from the vampire film genre?

What's the one thing that's inexplicably missing from the vampire film genre?

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full penetration

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>vampires don't run the blood-banks
>no loli vampire harems

i jerked off to this many times

The Rock

balls

Calling it out as a metaphor for the Jews

Isn't that a little too "on-the-nose"?

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Rape.

>vampires don't run the blood-banks
That's actually a really good point.

Garlic

already done

Where?

Not the guy and it doesn't perfectly fit but in Vampire Diaries, there are hospital employees who help vampires by giving them blood bags

Isnt there a blood bakn run by vampires in blade?

Diversity.

yeah Kinski is so hot, wish he'd kiss my neck too

This, but unironically.

>Diversity
this desu. I feel like it would be a much more popular genre if BIPOC could feel seen within it.

Pacific-Islander vampires?

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I think there was something like that in Dylan Dog: Dead of Night.

If I was a vampire, I'd infiltrate something like Scientology and slowly turn that whole organization into an army of my thralls.

Filipino vampires are weird. They’re just flying segmented torsos that eat babies.

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>sailor vampires that board ships in the night to feed
>movie takes place on a large cruise liner that's been caught in a storm that's obscuring the sun and causing it to toss to and fro, causing damage and injuries that make the ship a dangerous place even before the vampires take out the captain and leave the ship rudderless, and we follow different characters as they fight through the listing ship filled with panicked pensioners to try and figure out what's going on, fighting vampires and hiding before trying to get off the ship before it sinks
It could work.

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