>He doesn't know how to use 3 seashells
>HAHAHHAHA
>Ahaaaahaaahaa
How the fuck do you use three seashells?
He doesn't know how to use 3 seashells
Jeremiah Fisher
Luke Price
Christopher Ross
Clearly the three seashells are knobs. They activate the bidet water pressure, heat, and lowering the bidet
Literally it’s that easy
Eli Bell
This guy was such a dick. Like, yes, I've been in suspended animation for decades, you know this, how about cutting me some fucking slack?
Anyway, according to Sylvester Stallone, you hold two of the shells like chopsticks to pull the poo from your butt and then the third one to scrape off excess from the anus.
Jonathan Flores
no it's clearly some kind of soundwave technology, possibly coupled with infrared or lazer
Dylan Walker
You wouldn't understand.
Ethan Hill
You scrap out the shit out of your ass with them. Like a shovel. How can you be this stupid OP?
Jeremiah Lewis
nanomachines son
Ayden Hill
is it like how Filipinos don't wipe or have a bidet? instead they just use a cup or something to splash water on their ass to wash the shit away?
Elijah Stewart
>You wouldn't understand.
>Gets wiped out
Gavin Foster
it's called tabo you primitive gringo
Tyler Gutierrez
Wesley snipes talks to himself: The movie
And its absolute kino
Luis Thomas
flip here
I've had a bidet in all my houses for as long as I'm alive
if anything it's westerners that shock me about not knowing what bidets are
hell most of them that do know can't even pronounce it properly
Elijah Thompson
>flip here
>I've had a bidet in all my houses for as long as I'm alive
liar, something like 0.4% of flip houses have bidets
At best they have toilet showerettes
Jeremiah Ross
Westerners value hygiene, getting shitty water everywhere isn’t hygienic.
Kayden Lewis
this
Why the fuck would I want shit water splashed all over my ass and the back of my legs, followed by a heater blowing shitty air up into my face?
I'll just stick to using toilet paper, then washing my hands, thanks.
Aaron Martin
you just scrape your asshole with them
Robert Miller
no touch hand sensors.
1. water jet
2. blow dry
3. perfume
Toilet auto flushes.
Ayden Howard
You use one of them to hold your butthole wide open and the other two to scrape it all out
Jaxon Edwards
Ryan Sanchez
lmao op doesn't know about the three seashells like what's your fucking boggle op