"If you and your friends try to harm me or my friend you had better go ahead and kill me right here, because if you don't I guarantee I will track you down and kill you myself, and I won't be asking any questions first."
"If you and your friends try to harm me or my friend you had better go ahead and kill me right here...
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Jack Young
What was the right thing to do in this situation?
Robert Price
Fight him. I don't let anyone disrespect me in public like that.
Daniel Thomas
Greatest TV show of all time. At least the greatest half-hour show
Oliver Bell
Is this the successor to the Jonah Hill vs French weatherlady question?
Grayson Ortiz
You're supposed to fight. Even when you know you're outmatched or outnumbered you're supposed to fight. That's what being a man is about.
John Garcia
Nigger mentality. Right answer is you point out the cameras in the diner and tell him you'll press charges and ruin his future if he touches you.
Justin James
Just talk to him like a normal person and dismiss him. He didn't do anything. It's just a teenager gaining a sudden boost of confidence and approaching random people to show his friends how CUHRAYZE he is. I had friends who would do this and I would do this sometime.
If the adult doesn't get flustered then the teenager is the one who will get red in the face and embarrassed.
Samuel Cook
tell the kid to stop acting like a nigger unless he wants to end up behind bars with them.
Luke Foster
Beta behavior. Punks like that kid don't care about long-term ramifications or else they wouldn't be a thug. He'll just laugh in your face and say it'll be worth it.
Zachary Sanders
>pull out my glock and set it on the table
>stare him right in the eyes with an emotionless expression
>"Your move, faggot."
Gavin Ortiz
Calmly take out my open carry handgun and hold it resting on the table without saying a word. He will soon get the idea in a few minutes.
Luis Cooper
Here's the video for context since no one else will post it.
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Lucas Cooper
Pull out my cock and start stroking it, maintaining eye contact the whole time.
Jonathan Cruz
I had pretty much this happen to me in a bar while watching a football game but I wasn't with a date. My friend got me into the fight though but I was just going to keep making fun of the guy if he wasn't there
Anthony Murphy
Hudson Fisher
>immediately grabs the gun and cracks his teeth open with it or straight up shoots him
Real solid plan there Butch Cassidy and Billy the Dipshit.
Chase James
You get the shit kicked out of you then sue everyone and press as many charges as you can. Once all that's done and there's been a safe amount of time that's past you use some of the money you got to pay beaners or ms13 to kill the kid.
Lucas Peterson
>pull out my cock
FTFY
Jonathan Cook
fucking retards holy shit
Dominic Thompson
>Isn't it past your bedtime?
Connor Diaz
I'd probably tell the kid to meet me in the closet 1v1 and then jerk off in front of him to establish the power dynamic.
Jack Rivera
this is the best answer
Jordan Hill
>You think that's air youre breathing?
Sebastian Lee
Kiss him
Alexander Powell
this, fuck that roastie
Jack Foster
Very funny guy just a shame for his misdeeds
James Perry
>You gonna pay a nigger to do it or something, white bitch?
Jason Morgan
You'd likely catch a brandishing charge and an overly confident teenager would likely call your bluff since they'd know you wouldn't fire your weapon and ruin your life.
Julian Cox
correct answer
Gavin Brown
Pull out a quarter
>Call it
>what?
>Heads or tails
Austin Wilson
Say something like "do you think we were assholes like that at that age?" and leave. there's nothing to be gained by getting in a fight with a retarded fuck like that.
shame CK got his show taken away. He really turned lucky louie's rough drafts into a great finished product.