I really just miss those kids and the ol' ball and chain...

>I really just miss those kids and the ol' ball and chain. Hopefully they're not buried out in the desert and stuffed into an oil tank. That's my worst fear.

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wonder if he knows how much his event is meme'ed about

Everybody Hates Chris

who do you think starts all these threads

Why

he most likely doesn't have a clue, being that he's a dumb fag

i wish there were videos of the kills

KeK. My name is Chris and i was working on an oil rig in Colorado a few miles from where they found them. Awkward as fuck but my wife wasnt a cunt for two weeks after this happened

>dude I like really....*smirks*...really miss those kids...*chuckles*

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They learn quick sometimes

HI MY NAME IS CHRIS WATTS AND THIS IS THE WIFEY DAUGHTER SLAUGHTER

*QUE JACKASS THEME RIFF*

>Heh this whole thing will blow over

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watching him get got by a polygraph was hilarious. this guy's a fucking moron.

the whole thing pretty much plays out like the original donkey kong. Mario is the neighbor. Princess is the anal sloot, and the kids are in the barrels.

>licking his lips
You think he was thinking about anal bros?

chris had no choice, fat vacuum, etc.

Why did he confess

>huh? why are you filming me? of the de- my family! yeah, family, family family... uh...
>pulls out scrap of paper from his pocket and reads off it
>yeah i’m just so... b- uh, broken? i’m so broken inside, just want them guys back, like come back right now! aha! but seriously, yeah
>flips paper to see if there’s any more written on the back
>so uh yeah. if anyone like, kidnapped my wife and daughters and is like raping them in a basement, please give them back bro. Come home. They were- they are everything to me. Uh... we done here or?
>yeah that’s it
>cool man I gotta date with this banging chick tonight bro, she’s gonna let me fuck her ass!!!

Edgy teenagers.

How would you rank Chris? Is he above Elliot?

he is stavon class at best. Not cool guy stavon either.