/ATSG/ - Ape Titty Slide General

>What is an Ape Titty Slide?
An Ape Titty Slide (ATS for short) is a large slide built into a statue of a gorilla with two slides protruding from its chest.

>Where can I find an Ape Titty Slide?
It's unknown the exact whereabouts of all ATSs, but most can be found in Europe. The most famous (pic related) can be found at Harry Malter Park in Ghent, Belgium.

>What is the first Ape Titty Slide?
Unknown, however the oldest model of the gorilla is Mighty Joe in New Jersey. a similar ape can be found at the Gorilla Hippy Market in Ibiza

>Who makes the Ape Titty Slides?
Once again, unknown. Some research suggests that Falgas Industries are responsible, but the jury is still out.

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Excellent thread.

Another ATS found in Switzerland

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Very lynchesque

What is the symbolism behind the slides emerging from the ape's mammaries? Some sort of occult reference?

The two trees of kabbalah

Cast him

Is this a reference to something?

Yes, to the Ape Titty Slide that resides in Europe.

why are yuros like this

Amazing things like this even exist.
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Interesting. A mother secretes milk from her breasts. In this instance, people slide down the tubes from the ape's chest. The journey down the tube represents life being given to the other. A ritual of sorts, celebrating the sacrifice of life force to the children of tomorrow. The ape? Well, represents man's primitive nature. We give life, that life may flourish. It's very Jungian in its nature. Quite intriguing!

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if we got enough traction /ATSG/ brehs
perhaps we could get a 200ft(60.96m to europoors) king kong titty waterslide. it may be a fool's errand, but it's worth fighting for

These are cursed. No i'm not talking about cursed pics or whatever, these are actually possessed.

Mostly because of genetic superiority. Specifically it's superiority to amerimutts.

bump

Checked

Films and/or shows that features Apes and/or Titties and/or Slides?

Best thread on Any Forums right now.

Lost Empire

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Chucked

for me it’s orangutan females

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What a terrible way to treat a monkey

Jannies, don't you fucking dare take this down!
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