What does Saruman see?

based

Sneed threads

>Yes. Ah yes. The elves, fair and....gnnnn beautiful...
>hey wait, i recognize that bulge !

>but they've already had two breakfasts, what.... like when does it become lunch

Mexican telenovelas

But then he'd be smiling.

Not when they start 404ing from jannies

An orb, obviously.

Tranny and bbc threads

>sees medieval churches being demolished
>sees tranny orgies broadcast on children’s television blocs
>sees the last of the whites being made third class citizens as the state allows their homes and lands to be looted
>sees every last field paved over for concrete student apartments
>sees all unique culture being morphed into some unrecognisable grey blob
>sees people made slaves by mcdonald’s
>sees the history of his own times being rewritten to include strange ape men
>sees eru worship being systemically persecuted and denied
>sees middle earth turned into a muddy, gutted quarry filled with soulless state dependent mutt consumers who have no hope of changing anything
>sees that melkor wins without firing a single shot
>this is earth fate wether sauron wins or not
>...yeah, fuck this, I want the ring for myself

But Sauronman loves that shit, his whole thing is being a proto-industrialist that wants to fill the world with his half-bred orcs and manufactories