>DUDE ROCK AND ROLL LMAO
>whines about the friend zone
>"punchlines" are literally just screaming like a bitch
I guess you had to be there
DUDE ROCK AND ROLL LMAO
Aiden Ross
Jack Harris
a lady i worked with showed me a scar on her forehead, she was working as a drink lady at a vegas casino, she served sam, he asked her if she knew who he was, and he headbutted her, and told her
>NOW YOU DOOOOO. AHHHHHHHHHHH.
they later partied and got wasted as his "apology" to her.
true story
Tyler Morgan
>I guess you had to be there
No, you just had to not be a faggot, which you are, OP.
Owen Sanchez
boomers loved his shit
Andrew Nguyen
He didn't just hate gays and women. He fucking despised them.
Jayden Wilson
prove it
Mason Russell
he was based
back when men were men, faggots were faggots and women still wanted to be mothers
Blake Perry
>his male role model is a fat pussy manlet with a high pitched voice
>calling anyone else a faggot
Kevin Bailey
>Don't talk to me about the devil, I WAS MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS
>AAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Nolan Garcia
>I guess you had to be there
unironically yes. humor only works in the moment as it's a turn of the unexpected. there was nothing like him up to that point, but now you've got all these poseurs like dice and russell brand such that sammy gunz seems tame. if you had empathy you could put yourself in the mindset of the time and come to appreciate it, but you clearly don't so just stay on your batman board you effeminate faggot
Joseph Gray
>AAAAAHHH YOU BITCH AAAHHHH AAAAHHH
my first exposure was seeing him on MadTV screaming at a baby. i knew he was great from that moment
Hudson Peterson
...Is she right?
Logan Phillips
>if you had empathy
Adam Williams
I'M DOCTOR ROCKSO
I DO COCAINE
was funnier than this fucktard
Ian Miller
this guy gets it. comedy ages about as well as porn does after cumming. lenny bruce is dogshit but odds are he's one of your favorite comedian's favorite comedian.
Ethan Smith
Sam got whacked by Bill Clinton because they both fucked some underage girls after an Arkansas show.
Parker Butler
i'm gonna be watching you
Ethan Gomez
>Safe sex…
> goddamn these fucking bast…
> GET OFF OF OUR FUCKING BACKS!!
> because a few fags fucked some monkeys…
> got so bored that their own assholes weren’t enough
> because of this shit, they want us to wear fucking rubbers
I miss Sam
Julian Jenkins
He literally said nothing wrong.
Jose Gomez
>dont remember you being front and center in a bon jovi video
DAS RITE
Jose Lewis
This. I don't hate him, I just don't see the appeal.
He was probably better when he was a preacher.