Watching american movie

>watching american movie
>people having empty calorie flour and wheat for breakfast
wtf
why have something so unhealthy

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carb load for the day, quick energy boost

>watching american movie
>ends in big rap party featuring special guest stars eminem and snoop doggy doo doo
>grandma suddenly stars raping faster than the other rapers
Why do Americans always have to interject rap into everything?

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>skip breakfast
>body kicks into ketosis after a nighttime's +morning's fasting
>free energy
>no need for low quality, sugar laden garbage

for me its this

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>empty calorie flour and wheat
You forgot the sugar

yeah i do the same thing, definitely the healthier option but too many people think the 3 meals a day meme is the way to go.

>>body kicks into ketosis after a nighttime's +morning's fasting
It takes 3-4 days to go into ketosis, nigger

No one actually does this outside of television & film. For me? It's a fresh smoothie loaded up with greek yogurt for protein and/or a clif bar and a whole lot of coffee. That's more than enough to coast through to dinner.

Yo my name is user and I'm here to say, this guy sucks dicks in a major way
Wicky wicky

Hashbrowns are good

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those look way too crispy. i like them crispy on the outside and warmed through on the inside.

>all that maple syrop
Why would anyone even want to eat so much of it? It tastes like tree bark with way too much sugar.
And that fucking butter on the top. Why are Americans so fucking obsessed with butter?

Ngl i am sure to trust some random fag on Any Forums, especially when he discredits something as a meme

>yuropoor criticizing others' breakfast foods
you sure you want to go down that road nigel?

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>amerinigger thinking Europe = UK
Never change, mutt.

>Watching an american movie
>3 fit black men have group sex with the white female MC
> 3 white men watch from the sidelines
>everyone claps after the black men ejaculate
>nominated for an Oscar
WTF?

He sucks em all night and day and I have a pet hermit crab; his name is Trey!

Am I supposed to think this looks bad?

fuckin ell that looks good

Cramming all that food on one plate is what makes it look bad. Aside from that, it's pretty nice breakfast.

a. no-one eats whatever that is
b. British fry-ups are the undisputed kings of breakfast

I'm not a bong but the eggs, bacon, and mushrooms look good. Switch the sausages with cured chorizo, get rid of the toast and beans, and we're golden.

>non-american thinking americans spend even a fraction of their time thinking about him
lmao. what does your shithole country eat for breakfast, then?

>chorizo
holy reddit

toast is burned. And the tomatoe just looks sad. Just eat raw tomatoes.

>non-american thinking americans spend even a fraction of their time thinking about him
Obviously. Otherwise you wouldn't give me (You)s, retard.

>if you completely change what it is it's actually good
Yeah, and if you take a big stack of pancakes and switch it out for eggs, bacon, sausage and hashbrowns it's actually nutritious.

>too scared to answer the question
uh oh, is someone embarrassed by his heritage? LMAO it's okay user, not every country has to be important, or matter at all.

This nigga eating beans

The characters in the movie usually do things instead of sitting on their computer for 12 hours so they don't need to worry about the calories.

Ok I agree, but I wouldn't consider it a deal breaker

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breakfast is a meme THOUGH

Only incels care about eating healthy lmao.

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I'm gonna boil some eggs right now, whachu kno bout that

It's not so much about "eating healthy" as it is not eating like a fucking pig. Eat like shit = feel like shit. Do you want to feel like shit?