Improve A Film By Changing Its Title

I'd like to change the title of "Apocalypse Now" to "Goin' Up The River Looking For Kernel Kurtz"

What movie would you improve with a better title?

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what an awful title

I know, it doesn't tell you anything about the plot or storyline. That's why "Goin' Up The River Looking For Kernel Kurtz" would be such an improvement.

Winter Hotel with An Angry Writer

>American Psycho
to
>Adventures of the Dubsman

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>Kernel Kurtz
is that some sort of popcorn salesman?

>Precious Gasoline

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>Kernel

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dinosaur forest

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>Kill Them All and Get Out

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It's symbolic. I was going to pick "Could'A Been A General" but I think that's too obscure.

Zombies Can Run Now

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White Man: The Superior Indian

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Trust The Science

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Slow Chocolate Autopsy

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chiggedy
also, Lucy Liu Being Cute and Other Stuff Happens Too

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THE PHONE BOOK KILLER

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Spider Man -> Along came a spider

Leaving Knudsen Farm

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"Mr Clean's Wild Ride"

I prefer "heart of darkness but it's Vietnam and did you know that brando wanted to change kutz name to Leighley what the fuck was that all about"