Are there any keyed movies about cryptids?
Cryptid Movies
For me it's Mothman
What about this movie where a chick gets raped by bigfoot
The Ritual
Bet I could beat half these faggots in a fistfight
Bareknuckle baby. I 'll send them home crying to their freaky mamas
>buru
>it's a fucking crocodile
Why are American cryptids so lame?
>big monkey
>snake
>lizard
>big monkey but.. In le snow!
>lizard but... In le water!
For me, it's Nessy
who has the vid of the russian finding something in his shed or under his house?
Not a whole lot. Some of them are about the legends but aren't about creatures so you might be disappointed.
Oh yeah way better than the European rhyming horse
>Primal Rage
Honestly, it was sort of shit. The rape scene wasn't even that good and the rest of it is just a Predator rip off with Bigfoot. If you want to watch a girl get shagged by a sasquatch, there's at least the Sweet Prudence movie, but even that has only 1 scene of relevance and it barely shows anything anyway.
Moth man? The jersey devil? Fucking Mimmal the elf?
based
jersey devil looks the funnest to take on 1v1
>grappling
>he starts to take flight to powerbomb you from 100 feet
>he makes it 15 feet up before you hammerfist his wing joints on his back until you both tailspin into the ground
Can someone redpill me on gigantic octopuses?
>They can't find the body of D.B. Cooper
>Gnome skeptics expect to find the body of a gnome just randomly
hurf, durf
Any good documentaries on Gnomes?
>in b4 "b-but Gnomes can't into REAL!"
Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 4 sightings of Gnomes in America alone since its founding.
Waterhorse
Don't watch it, tho, it's boring and lame
This is willow creek
oi guvna wot i saw wus a chicken but wif a monkey's 'ead, i swear on me mum
>believing in gnomes
this has to be a shitpost
Cringe
yeah, you are
Gnome cope. You will never pull your tiny mischief on me, beardy