What are some Roman kinos?

Stanley Kubrick Spartacus is kino. HBO Rome obviously, Spartacus series is fun. Ben Hur and Quo Vadis are good. I saw some of the Netflix show barbarians, it’s alright but the romans all speak Latin which is dope and elevates the whole thing.

Wish there was more classical history kino boys, I still play rome total war (1 and 2) on a regular basis.

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Here again, forgot to mention I, Claudius is great.
For me, it’s Maximinus Thrace
>he was over 8 ft tall and reportedly wore his wife’s arm bracelet as a ring on his pinkie
>first barracks emperor of low birth
>killed by his own men while besieging a city in northern Italy
>senate hated him and appointed their own emperor, leading to the year of the five emperors and the crisis of the third century
>never even went to Rome
>accomplished nothing
>died

Pretty based

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Formerly Chuckus Fuckus

>Maximinus
>8 ft tall
who wrote this shit?

> You will NEVER see a mock naval battle staged in a flooded public arena

It's not fucking fair. Why am I supposed to be happy about living in modern times when there's nothing fucking cool to do? Am I supposed to be happy because I have an iPhone and I can masturbate to all the world's porn while vax-locked inside my apartment? Where's the fucking danger and excitement?
> You live in the greatest time in human history because you can make three times the GDP of an African cou try flipping burgers at McDonald's!
> currency inflates to worthlessness so that money can't buy anything?
Fuck this stupid ass padded room, liability-centric, safety scissors society. I want to live in Rome and risk death from a stray cannon shot at the Colosseum.

That shit is still up after thousand of years and every building in my city that is 5years old has cracks all over them.

He was a big Gaius

For yvu

IV V
pleb

Tell me then, why would you strangle a man before throwing him off the tarpeian rock?

I Clavdivs

Trips of truth
Can’t believe I didn’t think of that

biopic when?

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>naval battles, but in the coliseum!

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were roman citizens aware the praetorians were murdering all their emperors?