How do you feel about theater inspections?

How do you feel about theater inspections?

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Part and parcel.

I came across this when I went to the US on holiday
walked out
muttmericans are odd

It only bothers me when I get flagged for secondary inspection and have to go to the prostate exam booth. That's a bit much. But the normal penis check just seems like common sense. I support it.

We have to make sacrifices to keep eachother safe in the era of COVID bros

I really enjoy Asian women seeing my penis.

ill be honest bros, I usually chub up right before my number is called.

>prostate exam
gay

>Theater clerk pats me down in search of smuggled food.
>Checks are getting more and more frequent after the incident with the 'pregnant' girls bringing soda in their fake bellies.
>Reaches for the outer side of my pants and looks at me judgingly when he feels something hard.
>Calls the overseer and some guards, just to be sure.
>I have to keep my hands above my head. No funny business or they'll kick me out after breaking some of my ribs.
>He reaches for my pocket and takes out the box where I keep my glasses.
>Clerk opens it, checks it throughoutly.
>You can cut the tension with a knife.
>Gives it back and lets me go to my seat.
>Some minutes later I take out the gum I brought in under a false pocket in my left shoe.
>Stick it to the upper seat and close it when the movie is over.

>I ruv whito cock

This the new eternals film?

Any opportunity to whip out my dick, I'm just fucking taking it. I love waving that thing around.

You walked out the US?

This was good user. I laughed out loud twice. The word overseer really got me

Pro tip: you buy like 50g of Tadalafil online from some Turkish pharma steroid seller for like $30. That's a lifetime supply. I take a decent dose of 10mg 2 hours before every inspection and I've never had complaints.

KINO

>the overseer and some guards

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I don't see how measuring my penis size is relevant to me wanting to watch a movie. Thankfully I do have a large penis or at least above average and the inspector has always been an asian woman at my local kinoplex for some reason like in the OP.

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I tried to sneak a hamburger into the theater and the ticket guy smelled it on me and made me take my sweatshirt off and it fell on the ground and he made me eat it before he would let me in. It was humiliating because I was with my girlfriend and I never tried to sneak food in again

if i had a dime for every women who looked like this that jacked me

because you go to Asian massage parlors?

I always pass because I always fluff
No one sees it coming