Tell me where is Gandalf, for i much desire to speak with him
Tell me where is Gandalf, for i much desire to speak with him
Nolan Ross
Julian Fisher
Fucking your wife behind your back, Lord Celeron
Dylan Clark
On god in the trap house fr fr nigggaaa
Levi Walker
A balrog of Morgoth
Chase Kelly
what did you say?
Blake Thompson
Luis Turner
Parker Carter
To Isengard.
To Isengard.
John Collins
>for we went needlessly into the net of Moria
did he forget the fucking part where the gap of rohan was being watched by a murder of crows?
Adam Clark
he fell down a hole and we ran away without even bothering to check what happened
Isaiah Stewart
>fall off the top of mount everest
>oh shit we better jump off to to make sure he's actually dead, we'll know for sure if we die too
Nathaniel Jones
he could have landed on a ledge 50 feet down, or in water. oh wait he did land it water.
and he's also a God who cant die. but meh lets not bother
Zachary Myers
>Lord Celeron
She had a lot of sexual frustration pentium up
Dylan Sanchez
who was this cuck? Im not a bookfag so he seems like a beta orbiter whos just there to worshpi galadriels feets.
what the fuck can he actually do?
Christian Rodriguez
Celeborn, he's Galadriel's husband.
Andrew Sullivan
Now post his Elvish name
Daniel Cooper
you dont land a prime piece of ass like her without being somebody, whats his backstory?
Josiah Johnson
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
Zachary Jenkins
>he could have landed on a ledge 50 feet down
There were no ledges it was a bottomless pit
>or in water
See above
>a god who can't die
They didn't know that. Also he did die, and was brought back to life. You're a retard.
Eli Kelly
He purpose-fed by trying to solo a Balrog instead of escaping Khazad Dum with the rest of us.
Eli Jones
It wasn't bottomless there was literally water at the bottom of it and he fought the Balrog to a mountaintop
Anthony Smith
He was fired for fraud.