>*convinces yet another guest to move to Austin*
How does he keep doing it? It's like every other guest he has on moved to Austin in the last 6 months. Is he starting a cult or something?
*convinces yet another guest to move to Austin*
Luis Martin
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Julian Clark
Yeah a racist chud cult. I hope they get punched like all Nazis deserve.
Alexander Ramirez
Will he take back Austin bros?
Leo Carter
best thing about texas is it's not a frozen shithole for half the year, most of the mega meme cities like NYC and boston are above the mason dixon. only california has really big cities without snow, but
>california
>2022
that leaves texas. austin, san antonio, houston etc. i moved to maine a few years ago and the snow has absolutely buck broken me, i am literally going back to texas and maybe austin this year because of the weather holy fuck. why go to NYC when there's god's jizz torrenting down on your head for months annually.
Gabriel Roberts
i hope California slides into the sea and takes all the wokies with it.
Juan Gutierrez
I like Florida more than Texas. But I've been to Dallas and it's a neat city
Thomas Ross
You're not special just because you hate people.
Easton Sullivan
I hope so Austin is a such a nice place that is getting ruined by dumb hippies
Ryder Jenkins
I went to texas during summer and left my phone on top of my rental for a few seconds and the sun melted the phone.
Aiden Rodriguez
What? Austin has been full of hippies. That's what it's a known for. A hippie, liberal as fuck Texas city. Why do you think Californians pick there over Dallas, San Antonio, Houston, etc?
Logan Murphy
If the guest is from Cali, it's not a hard sell. That place is on its way down.
Christopher Stewart
Austin was worn out and dirty when I visited 10 years ago. It may have been cool 15-20 years ago.
Parker Mitchell
LA moves to Austin
Seattle/Portland moves to Chicago
NYC people moving upstate
Any others?
Ethan Mitchell
pakis move to london :^)
Jack Gray
I heard he was a comedian but I've never heard him ever say anything funny.
Colton Anderson
Joe Rogan would twist you effete dilators into a pretzel and probably kick your fucking heads off.
Benjamin Murphy
>I hate my liberal state so much that I've moving to the most liberal city in America
Grayson Lee
Austin is such a shit hole. If you want endless traffic and strip malls and tract housing neighborhoods, you can live in any other Texas city. And you won't have to put up with the whiny NIMBYism, the egregious taxes essentially lit on fire for useless social programs, the homelessness, Antifa, and the tech faggots. Which are the contributions of the LA, Bay Area, and Seattle faggots who moved into town.
Ironically, Texas has just as many historic contributions to tech as Northern California, it's just not en vogue and 'sexy' social media bullshit. Apple and pals act like they are bringing something new to the state when they aren't.
Jaxson Carter
>How does he keep doing it?
california sucks
Gabriel Brooks
Based post
Wyatt Morris
The television and film actor Joe Rogan and his video podcast is off topic, Chud.
Asher Garcia
for rich people it does not matter where they live. it only does so for the hard worker wagie slave.
Ryder Thomas
Boston/rich mass boomers in general buying all the beautiful clay in relatively poor Maine while all the locals work at Walmart and will never own a home. This state is basically a theme park for bougies at this point, over 60% of home sales in 2020 were to people from out of state and most of those were cash buyers. This place seems to have Brazil tier wealth inequality but as mentioned here it's too hardcore for young people looking for excitement at least. I need to get a damn COOF test today but I already missed the appointment because the roads were completely fucked by snow and I couldn't see 10 feet in front of me.
Ian Bell
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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Tyler Perez
what the FUCK why did they take down the song?
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Colton Garcia
long nipples, joe. what's your nipple stack looking like?
Anthony Perez
Austin is just California with lower rent, which is all the virtue signalling Calexit chuds want at the end of the day. Nobody wants to live in a high poverty, low IQ shithole red district run by actual retards like Marjorie Taylor Greene or that skinny bitch a tramp stamp and a gun holster.
Daniel Roberts
I imagine they're all John Hodgman types, LARPing like they are sixth generation fishermen and fur trappers, when in reality they consider themselves rugged for owning a Subaru with AWD and living in *gasp* "the woods" for MONTHS at a time! Their friends back home think they are crazy!
Kayden Baker
>whiny NIMBYism
James Peterson
It's basically a California city for people who want to go around saying they're a Texan now
Henry James
Joe Rogan Realty
Jaxson James
This. I don’t understand cold weather people. Imagine that problem but you live in Northern Europe and you literally have to live abroad or you’ll just be trudging through the wind, rain and cold for 9 out of 12 months of the year.