COR FOOKIN BLIMEY M8

COR FOOKIN BLIMEY M8

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someone post the burger gif

its fooking rustic

>it's another fred and gino jizz all over gotdo's pizza episode

>DRY. ITS DRY!
>ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL
>this is going to be my biggest challenge yet

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ROIGHT

Looks way better than anything that limey crybaby faggot could make.

IS THAT GREASE ON MY GREASY SAUSAGE PIZZA???? FOOOOOOOOOOK

>restaurant is still in business and doing extremely well with 4.5/5 stars
>didn't change their pizza to satisfy some British faggot
>brags about crust in restaurant description
Based Pantaleones

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‘Oody Elle. Lookada size a day Zah!

[whispers bland under his breath and spits in a napkin]

Or the scrambled egg soup

>be served pizza fresh from the oven
>instantly grab a slice and hang it vertically to make the cheese slide off
>chees shifts slightly but remains on the pizza
>shake the pizza slice to make it slide off
>cheese remains on pizza
>use a fork to scrape the cheese off the hanging pizza
>it's taking quite a few scrapes
>finally get all the cheese off the pizza using a fork
>"AHHHHHH THE CHEESE JUST SLID RIGHT OFF!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!! AHHHHH"

At least it was melted

>mush

This waitress in this episode was super cute

That's the problem with a true chef like Gordon Ramsay. I'll props to him but I feel like he probably has a specific taste and makes proper food that most people aren't going to notice or taste a difference of. So it's just going to seem like really expensive food. I hate to see it I've come to appreciate Guy fieri though because I think he kind of makes food that is more appealing to most Americans. You really have to develop a taste for really fine food and Gordon Ramsay knocking your restaurant it's just like well people may still just like it because it has a certain taste not everything has to be some Michelin star bullshit. It's like people that'll buy like $100,000 speakers because they can hear the slight difference when most people we're happy with our $200 speakers because we just don't have the hearing for that. I like good food but I'm not going to pretend I'm some pretentious dick who needs to eat at a restaurant that charges $200 a plate fuck that shit.

>plays with his food
>EGHAAD LOOK AT THE MESSSS!

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>Right, you add olive oil into the water until it becomes a mixture.

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this and that cheetos thing made me question his sanity

Wait, so Gordon is just a hack?