What would happen if Porkys was remade today?
What would happen if Porkys was remade today?
Daniel Flores
Easton Powell
they would all be pre-pubescent and it would be released on netflix
Blake Richardson
The entire cast would be niggers and fags. No real women and a twenty minute monologue by the main character on why black lives matter, even though they don't.
Jackson Phillips
And then heterosexual adult men would be considered child groomers but then they did the same thing with gay but gay would be okay for 10 year old and 50 year old to be lovers.
Justin Smith
it would be "women" showing their "feminine penis" to other women in the restrooms, there would also be one or more rapes in said restrooms.
Henry Morris
When I was a young teenager my mother repeatedly tried to make me watch this movie but I never did. I assumed it was American Pie for the previous generation
Brody Long
It’s eh. The sequels sucked.
Brayden Myers
leave Stephen Fry out of this
Jonathan Rivera
FUND IT
Ryan Price
Your mom tried to make you watch Porkys?
Matthew Walker
she wanted to awaken the beast inside you to replace your absent father
Oliver Price
Yeah. She said I would like it, I was 13.
Nathan Lewis
Sounds like you missed out on incest with your mother.
Justin Wood
This. I was thinking it would be fat black women and trannies, and a bunch of loser gamer shut in guys for the frat guys
Jayden Gomez
All the girls would have cocks!!!FACT!!!
Jeremiah Clark
Mrs Ballbreaker will be formerly Mr Ballbreaker and also a fat black man
Carter Young
TBQH, I think your Mum was worried you might be gay..
Evan Murphy
You just made me remember that my grandma told me to watch it too. The only movies I remember her telling me to watch were this and Lawrence of Arabia
Carter Ortiz
my family thought I was gay until I was like 25, then my mom killed herself and everything fell apart and now nobody cares about anything anymore
Oliver Thomas
See everything works out in the end.
Gabriel Sanchez
I claim second from right
Sebastian Flores
Like constipation
Kevin Morgan
ok but they're all like 60 now
Evan Smith
Still would.
I will bring along my industrial strength bearing grease just in case
Adrian Wood
ugh my fat loser stepbrother who was like 3 years older than me used to perv on me while I was showering and raid my laundry basket and he thought I didn't notice. I didn't raise a ruckus because he kept mostly to himself and I didn't want it to be awkward for the next few years. Got the hell out as soon as I turned 18. Anyone who peeks on girls showering deserves to be castrated
Christopher Torres
5 1 3 4 2
Henry Ward
All the jokes would be super hacky because they have been copied for 40 years.
Leo Edwards
they would report him to the authorities and he would be arrested and spend the rest of his life as a registered sex offender unable to get a decent job and shunned by his neighbors eventually dying of alcoholism.