I haven't been on Any Forums in five years. Did you guys ever come up for a winning retort for Jonah Hill when that French tv lady humiliated him in front of the world? What was it?
I haven't been on Any Forums in five years...
Christian Young
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Mason Johnson
I called him fat. He's pretty sensitive with that word even when he's fit.
David Parker
>uuhhhh well that means you're a whore LOL
Oliver Reyes
>What am I, your pimp?
This is THE best response. Think about it: with this response, Jonah would have
>Been able to laugh off her comment by responding with a joke of his own (defusing the situation and showing he can take a joke and dish it out as well instead of the butthurt comment he actually made)
>Changed the focus of the humor from him being fat to her being a whore, expertly turning the tables on her
>Established dominance over her, as it reframes him as leaving the room not because she is sexually humiliating him because he's unattractive and she only used him for his access to celebrities, but because she is working for him and reaffirms his status above her in the celebrity hierarchy as it implies the only way she could ever have sex with stars like Brad Pitt is by working as a prostitute under Jonah
>Ornella can't respond to this without seeming petty and defensive. She can't even pull the "slut shaming" card because that would be perceived as a massive overreaction on her part towards a simple light hearted joke (and she started it in the first place, so people would be more inclined to side with Jonah)
>By prefacing it with "What am I" he expresses ignorance of the situation, instead having to figure out his profession from the circumstances she has described, subtly implying that Ornella herself was saying she was a prostitute and he was her pimp.
That's it. We finally cracked the code. There is NOTHING she could have said in response to this that would have worked for her.
Carson Ward
>What was it?
calling her anti-semitic.
the jew card trumps everything. its literally his only play
Matthew Richardson
Yeah, he should've said "as if i give a crepe what the French think" and then did a smug little laugh/smile
Jackson Richardson
*pulls out dick*
"suck my cock you french whore"
Easton Adams
>Comedian
>You're ugly I'd rather fuck your friends
Peak woman comedian
Jaxson Edwards
Ornella bros… I don’t feel so good…
Evan Martin
Im sorry, you said you're fat like a blimp?
Jaxon Robinson
God damn it
Gabriel Long
Ornella doesn't know English. She can't come up with that
Jordan Hill
NONONONO. Jonah bros... we got too cocky
Daniel Roberts
That's pretty weak.
Ryan Rogers
>You're a little old for Leo
Owen Sanders
>okay go to website
Justin Brown
We just need a little more time. Come back in 10 years
Logan Ward
It's a French audience. The joke wouldn't translate well, it would get either no laughter or worse, a couple of isolated laughs, it would make him look assblasted and salty and he would lose the interaction, just like in every other timeline. Face it Jonahbros, that interview was unwinnable. There is nothing he could have said to win.
Luke Jackson
The translator would have to translate what he just said, most people wouldn't get it and he'd sit there awkwardly while Ornella tried to understand his comment
>wut am I your... blimp? What is this blimp?
Wouldn't work
Jackson Rivera
jackpot! muh nigga
Jaxon Moore
kek, jonah drooling like imbecile unable to respond
Blake Gray
There was one but it's deep in the archive somewhere.
Nathaniel Lee
my cock is deep in your ass too
Asher Hall
Shut the fuck up jonah, you fat fuck. Nobody likes you bitch.
Ayden Roberts
unironically a four-digit IQ play
Christian Parker
There is no comeback that could save Jonah because he's a huge fat fuck
Zachary James
He said something like "I can't believe I'm here getting insulted by the weather girl", which was perfect.
Aiden Russell
What did she say?
Nicholas Campbell
my Any Forums bros like me... r-right guys?
Luis Rodriguez
>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I eat too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My girlfriend likes me. My fans like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Sebastian Nelson
Kevin Rodriguez
I think this might be a contender.
Owen White
>Any Forums will still be debating the best comeback line to this in the Any Forums simulation metaverse in 2045
Jacob Butler
She told him he was physically repulsive and that he smelled like dead animals and cheese.
Leo Clark
But that's why it works.
Grayson Butler
wasted
Christopher Taylor
Too mean-sprited.
Matthew Lee
Jonah is pathetic fat not wholesome lovable fat.
Aiden Martinez
Christian Robinson
>being this new
>spoonfeeding someone this new
Wasted quints on a pair of retards that don't belong here
Ryan Torres
>wholesome
Fuck off back to plebbit with this shit. Here it's known as "cringe" unless it's animals