Ok, you've got 200 million dollars for a budget and free reign creatively, what film do you make? Is it an adaptation or an original film?
The only limits are
>You must release it in theaters so no porn
>You can't run off with any money or burly Hollywood accountants will track you down and perforate you with rusty hooks.
>You don't have to spend the maximum on the film, but anything not spent of the 200M is returned.
queen hatshepsut bio-pic starring sophia boutella
autistically accurate and boring for normies
it will be flop but hailed as new cleopatra (1963)
The Hollywood accountants in question
A remake of back to the future
Justin Bieber as marty mcfly
Whoopee goldberg as doc brown
Adapt Blood Meridian. No soundtrack. On film. Maybe black and white. 7 hours long. Will Sasso as the judge.
Make a whole series of low budget, comfy, screwball and situational comedies for the masses and trad families.
princess mononoke live action adaptation!
A old timey style western but all the characters are played by lolis. It'd be about an aging gunfighter hired by a back east lady to find her kidnapped sister. Its like a road trip picture, they meet all sorts of wacky characters along the way. The leads romance and there's kissing and there's full nudity but just during swimming and the crossdressing scene. But twist ending is the sister wasn't kidnapped at all she eloped so the hero punches out the manipulative cunt and leaves.
I don't direct because you know I'm not a film director, but I hire a top tier director and writer to remake Manos The Hands of Fate, relatively faithfully and not just a new film with the name, and see if they can make an actually good film out of it. Incredibly high quality production, cinematography, casting, score, the works, but still faithful to the basic story/structure of the original piece of shit.
I won't need the 200 obviously, I imagine the absolute max that would cost is 50 million, with a lot of lavish location shoots and sets or big name actors, but even then you'd be pushing it.
>Stanley Kubrick's Napoleon
>get 6 months behind schedule and have a nervous breakdown
>balloon the budget to 450million
>finished 3 years later
>12 academy awards
>want to hire good a list actors
>have to pay them each 20 mil
>100 mil already gone just to get 5 actors
what is this, 1998?
who could even approach it?
And the handicap of him being dead?
the fuck? the op said you get 200mil, so that's what i would do, yeah no shit kubrick is dead are you fucking retarded? nice bait i guess
>spergs out for no reason
>brings up a fucking moronic detail
I make a film about a Latina falling in love with a White guy for $20,000,00.00 and embezzle the rest into a Swiss bank account.
I will start my own production company and pay myself a salary that results in the entire budget being spent and the lion's share going directly to me.
I would do my kino screenplay about a depressed neet incel moving to japan to escape alienation only to realize the problem stems with him all along
Since apparently it needs to be a commercial project, I would give him an ex gf back home instead of just a crush he obsessed with, and have him date some nipp girls (as already is the case in the screenplay, they all go sour though and are parft of the realization)
I guess it won't show him posting on 4chud but a made up imageboard like on The Boys (or was that American Horror Story?)
The OST will be mainly done by Air, with some other incel kino songs I would personally pick, including jap classic stuff like Cibo Matto
Main location is the outskirts of Tokyo, with some scenes in the famous parts in the center and a trip to Hokkaido
The film is minimalist and realist in its style, with many short cuts but some very long one cut takes which will be praised by critics
I will spend 20 mil of the budget on shilling it all over social media hiring anons and trannies to fake popularity
The film will be a financial success and will land me a 2nd project with a studio, which will be my other screenplay about a problematic underage goth girl set in the early 2000s (a horror surrealist teen comedy)
didn't read post pits
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