Who the hell orders shrimp for a business lunch?

Who the hell orders shrimp for a business lunch?

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The Jews are a peculiar race.

Its only acceptable to eat seafood in crowded areas such as airplane, bus, theater, or even the office. I like to make a weeks worth of tuna sandwhiches, toss them in the fridge, forget about them and call in sick on Friday.

It's a whore derve

hmm..then what’s the appropriate thing to order?

If he was trying to be annoying he got halfway there. Had he noisily sucked the brains out several crawdaddies then sit back fully content while blowing his breath out to cool his lips creating a natural Nola smell. Also going "whooooo" and "hot damn" every now and then is appropriate.

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The first time we see it is at a Yankees meeting for top executives. So it makes sense that they might have a shrimp platter.

well i don't see the problem

i was taken out to dinner for an interview for my dream job
they let me order first
i wanted the surf and turf but i thought it wouldnt look good so i got something else
everyone else ordered the surf and turf
i didnt get the job

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these shrimp are making George upset!

People of a certain religion.

What was your dream job?

you were set up user. Whatever you ordered they'd use it against you. It was a team building exercise for them.

you should've ordered a bowl of soup and not crumbled any crackers into it and claimed you didn't get a fair interview because you didn't really have dinner.

they were right not to hire you, they saw in that flicker of indecision that you were not assertive, if you can't choose the dinner you want how can they expect you to make big executive decisions
you lost that job the moment your eyes saw "surf and turf" and your mouth didn't say "I'll have the surf and turf"

That's why you always order last.

I thought jews can't eat shellfish. Shrimp is a shellfish, right?

George isn’t Jewish

they can if it’s kosher i think

Should ave ordered a cheeseburger. Can't go wrong with that. You wouldn't want to work for a company that looked down on you for ordering a cheeseburger, would you?

Yeah, well I slept with your wife!

Kosher shrimps, carved out of chicken

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