Luke canonically lost his virginity to Ahsoka
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Is there anyone she didn't fuck?
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>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
>Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
>We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
oh yeah?
you didnt see him fucking the farmer hand girl before ANH
>Luke, did I ever tell you about your father? I was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age if I do say so myself. I had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Your father and Obi-Wan used to doubleteam me at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while they’d even have the entire 501st run a train over me, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, I learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. I wore a miniskirt every day since there are no panties in space, and since I was constantly doing acrobatics he’d get a glimpse of my orange pussy mid fight as I'd do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. He taught me how to grip my weapon backwards like a dildo and I constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And he was a good friend.
To these orange babes
I
Do
NOT
CARE
ANYMORE
:)
They shove this bitch everywhere they can. She's the lightning of star wars.
the best friends in life are the ones that youre most comfy with
To Leia. They spent like three years looking for Han after kissing and not knowing they were related. They totally fucked.
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The comic relief sidekick character never gets laid, eh?
You operate under the false premise that she is a prostitute, Ahsoka sleeping with Luke makes sense since she had a crush on his dad.
may the day of the reckoning come soon for your kind, filthy tranny pedo.
Luke absolutely was fucking the Rebellion silly after that Death Star thing
haha and based Han doesn't at the time, remember that. Later on caring got him a soi-so murdering him.
But he fucked her.
*soi-son
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Then why'd you click and reply you big homo?
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I now like to shit on nuwars.
Problem?
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Here's how it happened.
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ugly mutt
>To Leia. They spent like three years looking for Han after kissing and not knowing they were related. They totally fucked.
this. its also why han left when he realized kylo is luke's son