When you try to come off as an intelligent, cynical film critic but your DNA makes you crave Newports and Popeye's

>When you try to come off as an intelligent, cynical film critic but your DNA makes you crave Newports and Popeye's

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newport’s and popeyes are good

I think he’s just funny. He states pretty obvious stuff as if it were insight, but he says it in an entertaining way. Sometimes entertaining is enough.

Newports are crazy expensive. For me it's Marlboro menthols

be racist idiots, this is Any Forums, not plebbit
we also hate all women and sex-havers

He talks wayyyyyyy too slow, but he has some good insights

His talking speed and video length is perfect for 1.25-1.5x speed.

Urkel if he real

Fuck this clown. He knows nothing about actual film or how to critique shit. He just gets butthurt because people like films he doesn’t and vice versa like when people said the Raimi trilogy was better than MCU Spider-Man and the prequels were better than the sequels for Star Wars.

sorry but i'm handsome and i had sex

he would eat chicken and smoak a menthol amirite 9gag

based

He looks more like that one guy from Do the Right Thing.

Not really sure how fast food correlates with lack of intelligence or culture. It probably correlates more with depression and poverty.

nothing is worse than an uppity negro

groceries are cheaper than fast food though

Black Adam?

I like his voice and videos.

clearly sounds like you're the one who's butthurt he dislikes movies you like

i wanted to like this guy because i agreed with 99% of his shit but he had one really shitty opinion on a movie i forgot and i had to stop watching

Newports are kino cigarettes