Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her

Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her

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I walked out of the cinema when he said this

>The World is Not Enough
>Family motto

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>Fire the Goldeneye laser

>Scaramanga it's you!
>You're The Man With The Golden Gun

>You know, 007, I once met a man in Cairo with eight cocks
>Really, M? I should really introduce him to my friend, Octopussy

>hey James!
>Yeah?
>We will always have Quantum of Solace...
>What the fuck is that?

>What a view!
>To a kill

>Do you know what they call a Casino in France Mr. Bond?
>Casino Royale

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>Escape Korean Gulag
>Guess I'll Die Another Day

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This is better than what they actually did

>Hey what's your name?
>Me? Why I'm Doctor No(1962).
Fucking hacks.

>James, all these women all over the world...you need to get tested by a doctor!
>No.

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>I say, are you the head gardener of this lunar outpost?
>No sir, I'm just the Moonraker
wtf

Literally did a 360 and walked away from the teather

>Oh James, we're surrounded! How will we get out of this one?
>Don't worry my dear, I have a friend just for this situation
>Pika! Pika!
>Pikachu, use Thunderball!
Did a 540 backflip on the spot and moonwalked out of there

>Bond, An African dictator is murdering our officials!
>They didn't do anything, Live and Let Die.
Shiet

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This is too unrealistic and clunky to be a line in a Bond film, try again

When Giovanni Blofeldi showed up petting his persian I clapped

The two Dalton movies are among the best of the franchise. More realistic plots than most while still having all the fun Bond stuff like cool gadgets, great action and exotic locations.

LOCK ME UP. I'M A SLASHER

>James, you may have killed The Spy Who Loved Me (1962)
>But you are The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
I tried to shoot myself in the theter but Jaws ate the gun before I could do it

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Yeah I always hated the bonds with killer satelites and all that worldending shit, the ones that have spy shit like from russia or the living daylights were much more interesting.