Imagine drinking

Every single person in my family in over 6' tall, that's including my 13 year old sister

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i rarely see him around anymore

checkem

one drink can make me feel better than a year of self improvement. How am I supposed to avoid that?

>Pilot is black
>drug dealer is white
>interratial sex
>nominated to best screenplay
oh yes i wonder why

i promised my wife id stop drinking. im at the office, my coworkers are all sick due to covid, ive already had a 6pack, working on a second. i love drinking, bros, i never want to be sober again. i just dont want to disappoint her, shes such a good girl. barely 22, she loves to cuddle up to me at all times and stay close to me. yesterday she sucked my dick until i came down her throat. she deserves better than a piece of shit like me, i cant even keep one fucking promise. i just love drinking so much, im so sorry. fuck me, gotta go get a few more

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which episode of simpsons is this?

Dude if you cave into her demands she'll leave you for another man keep doing what you want that is why she likes you

nice fantasy

locked

>alky
when did people start using this gay word

I am mother fucking shitfaced deunk right now Any Forums ask me anything.

Also, I hate cpatcha.

Why isnt al/ck/ a thing anymore? Those threads were comfy.

Lol. Are you underage

I've given myself IBS and brain damage after 10 years of solid drinking.

you have no idea how good it feels to know that fellow anons think my life is too good to be true. i hate myself for being the piece of shit i am, but i feel amazing knowing that you think my life is a fantasy

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Im trying my damn best to stop. I told myself february will be my sober month. I didn't do shit yesterday so lets see how the rest of the month goes.