What the fuck is Luke's problem. The absolute hypocrite saying if grogu sees Mando one time his Jedi brain washing won't work, he can't even have a momento to remember him by.
Then why the fuck has luke been carrying around yoda's lightsaber?
Like has fucking attachments to Leia, han, Chewie, old Ben, and r2 who is literally right next to him all the fucking time. Luke acts like he wasn't just some kid who was completely normal until like 18 when he became a Jedi. And even after that he has never once adhered to any of the extremist dogma he's pushing on grogu Learning to not have attachments is not the same as never seeing or remembering anyone you care for ever again.
It's gonna feel so good when grogu tells Luke to fuck off and takes the chainmail. He doesn't even want to be a fucking Jedi he wants to eat frogs, play ball and see his dad because he is a fucking infant.
this guy killed a sweet rancor. Remember, in Disney cannon luke is on his way to turning into a baddie at this point
Landon Moore
>What the fuck is Luke's problem. I think it's a false choice... and I'm also wondering if Luke and Ahsoka fucked each other's brains out.
Luke Evans
Because prequel autismos complained that Rey didn't adhere to the prequel model of Jedi training so now Disney is forcing it back into the series even though Luke himself wasnt trained in thar style making him look like a massive hypocrite
Nolan Gutierrez
Yeah I had the sense it was a test and grogu would pass by choosing both.
Xavier Butler
>grogu umm dont abandon the jedi code or whatever >hold up gotta tap those ORANGE BUTTCHEEKS
>because he is a fucking infant 50-year-old infant
Robert Hernandez
obviously gonna pick both
Jordan Bell
Are they really doing prequel Jedi shit with Luke? What the fuck
Wyatt Anderson
>overthinking kids movies You have to be 18 or older to post here kid
Landon Harris
Yeah, well, this is what the fanbase wanted when they insisted that to be a Jedi you needed to be a kidnapped child who is raised in total emotional isolation by a bunch of autistic virgin monks so you can study for 30 years to pass the Jedi exams
A lot of people don't get that the prequels were about a Jedi Order that had lost its way and had become too obsessed with norms and decorum and had lost true sight of the Force, but if you were four years old when Attack of the Clones came out you don't understand that, that's just what being a Jedi is supposed to be from your perspective, and this is the loudest and most vocal online subculture of the Star Wars fandom right now, so they're leaning hard back into prequel fanservice.
His voice was so fucking awful did they unironically use text to speech to voice act him? unironically fuck Luke just let him stay gone his character arc was done in Jedi anyway
Jaxon Foster
How do prequel fans not realise that that's the wrong way, Luke literally saved the day in Jedi by using love
Matthew Stewart
this is what we get from all the people trying to claim the prequels were good just because the sequels were shit
Dylan White
Luke doesn't really know what the fuck he's doing and is just going with the flow, pretty sure once Ahsoka pulls up again and he gets his rocks off he'll mellow out
Easton Bell
>Luke literally saved the day in Jedi by using love Nah. He threw away his lightsaber! His LIGHTSABER, user! Didn't you listen to Obi Wan in AOTC? Never throw away your lightsaber! He should have struck the Emperor down instead! Oh, and Rey! He should have taken his lightsaber in episode 8 and killed Rey!
Camden Perez
Yes, unironically. Luke in the Disney+ cinematic universe is a stuntman wearing a deepfake helmet with all of his dialogue generated through an algorithm trying to replicate Mark Hamill's speech patterns through vocal samples
Jason Rivera
It's a test for Grogu. If he chooses the Lightsaber (or maybe both, if they want to play loose with it) Grogu gets the chainmail too and Luke gives a lesson about being able to "let go" of your attachments. If Grogu only chooses the chainmail, then he fails the test. Either way, they will sense that something bad is happening to Mando on Tatooine and show up to help save the day.
Elijah Cox
this is the fucking definition of soulless i hate this franchise so much
James Flores
Yes, unconditional love, without attachment. The "love with attachment" choice would have been striking down Vader to protect his sister who he loves. Instead, he chose to love and protect (without attachment) his asshole father who only ever was evil to him.
Matthew Torres
but user isn't it EPIC when the CGI homunculus recreation of Luke Skywalker cut up the other CGI robots with his lightsaber just like in my VIDEO GAMES and then acted like a soulless robot? Ugh so much better than that hack RUIN Johnson literally RAPING my childhood
People insisted that Rey being an already inexplicably competent Jedi wunderkind was boring nonsense. I don't think anyone was desperate to hear the word "padawan" again or whatever.
Hunter Sanchez
Did you watch Last Jedi? Luke fucked everything up because of his attachment to Ben
Asher Rodriguez
uh he fucked up everything because he contemplated murdering him in his sleep
Josiah Peterson
Luke isn't supposed to be perfect, the sequels show us that he has no idea how to run a Jedi school and fell right back into the dogma that lead to the fall of the Jedi order. Fuck the sequels, also fuck Luke's new haircut. It looked fine in Mando as was always retarded in ROJ
James Rodriguez
that's the point. the sequels are canon and this is all build up for Luke failing.
