I mean those kids were cool I guess

>I mean those kids were cool I guess
>but I'm technically single again so hmu haha

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Now that the dust has settled...what the FUCK was his problem?

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>I mean, yeah, I really want those kids back...
>Hey if you find em, tell em where I'm at, okay?

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Why was he so fixated on his daughter throwing chicken nuggets at him when he gave his initial statement to the police and news?

That's the kind of shit deadbeat or distant dads do, fixate on one or two little events they were around for, and talk about them vaguely like they were everyday or routine things.

alright i'm sick of seeing these threads and not understanding them but i'm too lazy to watch the full video. qrd?

Chris Watts murdered his wife and kids and is an awful liar and people are making fun of him for it. I still HIGHLY recommend watching it since it's so funny. He doesn't act panicked or concerned at all when they've been "missing" for days, casually strolls with a cop around his house, his neighbours even see that he's acting weird and most of these threads talk about his god awful interview where I shit you not he talks about his missing wife and kids in a similar capacity as these threads. "Listen guys if you're out there come back" in like the most neutral tone ever.

Tranette no passto

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This pic sums everything up

but if you want the details
>dude starts bangin' side piece
>doesn't want his preggo wife and 2 daughters anymore
>strangles his family (preggo wife, 2 daughters)
>puts there bodies in an oil tank where he worked
>kino ensues
just look up chris watts

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youtube.com/watch?v=ugoYkx04E2Q

And if you want to watch it, there's a full bodycam video out there, it's like 2.5 hours, but here's a 30 minute annotated one.
youtube.com/watch?v=2ZJzEZ8Y-rM

kek i shouldn' be laughing this hard

youtube.com/c/JCSCriminalPsychology/search?query=chriss watts
this channel has 3 vids on his bullshit during the interrogation in which the retard doesn't even get a lawyer

screenshot this post

hes gonna get out because you meme him

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left is side chick, right is wife

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wife is better looking than mistress

>"You're not a good liar"
I fucking laughed when she said that. I know the context was she was explaining the polygraph and it wasn't an accusation but knowing what we know, it was such a well placed line.

That and the neighbors video, this was a irl kino crime.

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>man I sure loved those kids, uh I mean I love those kids haha

We dont need a picture.
Just have BUTT SLUT on one side and NOT BUTT SLUT on the other and let anons guess which one got strangled

In one of his statements before his criminal acts were discovered, he said
>I wanted that knock on the door. I wanted to see those kids running, just barrel rush me and give me a hug
which is ironic because after he murdered them, he hurriedly (or in a rush) stuffed them into barrels.

Yeah but what about her asshole?

Same balding pastey doughboy look of Laundries but at least he took out his dirty laundry himself.

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Based

>Chris: I cheated on her.
>Graham: I know. And this is very good.
Based fed

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>commercial shows a skull coming out from a pool of oil
>he hid the bodies in oil drums

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whos the guy? and he just straight up strangled his daughters
holy shit his daughters look like 40 yo men. no wonder he didnt want them anymore

>ending your entire bloodline for anal

Proof Anal-lovers are mentally ill

Never happened

What are the chances. This is some higher power shit.

>Trolled Chris instead of saving the kids
What did God mean by this

the neighbor snitch

They legit look like they have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I wonder if his wife was a drunk too.

he took one look at Watts and his wife and realized the bloodline needed to end

Any kinos where the MC gets betrayed by his good friend?

>working class guy at oil company
>owns mcmansion

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can someone explain the chicken nuggets meme?

>solves the case in a matter of minutes
This guy was a legend

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It absolutely was an accusation. Polygraphs are theater, she already knows he did it, the detectives know he did it, the whole procedure is an act to get him to confess.
That's why, unless you're a retard, you never go to an interrogation room voluntarily, and if you're taken to one under arrest only say you want a lawyer.

Based Al pesto

post the dress pic

yeah he's just retarded

This guy and the camera was the nail in the coffin

In his press and police statements he kept mentioning his daughter thre chicken nuggets at him before he murdered them so the meme is thats what triggered him to do it.