Thing is fucking hilarious in this
Thing is fucking hilarious in this
Jacob Rodriguez
Levi Perez
Flawlessly cast kino thread?
Asher Stewart
>they scrapped part three for a shitty reboot
Still mad
Brayden Nguyen
YO LIL DONNIE
Jordan Wood
How does cousin it get so much pussy
Liam Russell
Still prefer the TV show but the movies are kino
Aiden Collins
Both movies are completely ruined once you understand that they appropriate the intellectual property to give the idea of an ersatz jewish family. The family is "weird", yet somehow "cool". They have a hoard of "old money", and extended family who easily visit from "the old country". They fucking hate White Protestants, and are insistent on infiltrating their country clubs. Right down to tie-in nigger culture rap music briefly heard and employed in the ending credits, to connote "cool". It hurts how deep the kike rot runs in the culture.
Camden Garcia
Meds.now
Camden Morris
Not even a little bit controversial, Ira.
Hunter Garcia
Wasn't Charles Addams a Jew?
Also the director was a Jew and made a cameo in both movies
Jose Allen
Why is the alleged Jew clearly hispanic and called "Gomez"? The first film is about their Jewish lawyer and a con artist, who looks Jewish too, trying to steal their money from them
Cameron Green
Gomez said they learned to dance the Mamushka from their Cossack cousins
The Cossacks are a group of predominantly East Slavic Orthodox Christian people who became known as members of democratic, self-governing, semi-military communities originating in the steppes of Eastern Europe.
Joseph Carter
Not Jews. Just French
Austin Miller
Tully the Jewish lawyer dies at the end of the movie after trying to steal their gold
Blake Hill
I won't deny any of it. I haven't seen the sequel but I appreciate the grounded focus of character development in the first one despite the le whacky setting. The rap music in the end credits was really off-putting and completely inappropriate. Best scenes are Thing delivering mail and then racing back and trying to communicate with Gomez. I'm actually impressed by the amount of effort that went into this movie even though it's a zany comedy.
Noah Bell
Also true. The movie's core message is to value family and friendship over money. Is that a Jewish message? Christian message? Human message?
Lincoln Butler
It's a nice message :)
Christopher Wright
they planned to make part three but raul julia died before they were able to start filming and none of the original cast wanted to return without raul
Jaxon Taylor
user, they were talking about Hellboy.
Benjamin Howard
jew families are matrilineal. You can have a goy husband and the culture is intact, in fact this just plays into jewish culture.
The whole point about the mamushka and the weird relatives coming to visit is an acknowledgement of the idea of Russian jewry. They just permuted elements a bit. You said it yourself: "cousins", which implies a distance, and may be used metaphorically.
France harbors the third largest contingent of jewry behind Israel and the USA. You people need to try harder with your objections.
Wyatt Morris
No one gives a shit about Hellboy.
We're talking about Raul Julia here.
Miss that man.