1000 Ways to Die

Does Any Forums remember this show?

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yes it was shit

stupid but good, before tv went completely souless

Yes i remember staying up late watching with my niece after my parents went to sleep because we werent allowed to watch it.
Mainly remember the guy fucked the heard and the girl who tripped while deepthroating a cucumber, and then i think there may have been a furry who caught heatstroke. Good stuff. Dunno if it's true but that doesnt make it less entertaining.

what was more your shit, this or Deadliest Warrior?

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I remember the one where some business worker installed bullet proof glass on his windows, and would scare the shit out of customers by running into it and slamming his body onto the glass.
One day he did it too hard and whole panel popped off and he fell 80 stories

Manswers was great

The guy dying after getting an alcohol enema always stuck with me

For some reason the one i always remember is the chick getting back alley botox then drowing in her jacuzzi

I heard it was mostly fake stories. But one stuck with me.

>An unnamed thief who stole groceries from a blind pregnant woman was on the run from the policeman. He hides in a car wash to escape. Unaware that the thief was in there, the owner of the car wash runs the daily maintenance check. The thief panics and struggles to get away from the showering water. Fortunately, he slips, and his head is impaled in the back by a powerful water nozzle, producing one-thousand pounds of pressurized water inside his head. The thief's head then explodes, popping off like a champagne bottle cork. Gives new meaning to the word "hosed", doesn't it? Karma will blow your freaking mind...literally!

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Based show

>one with the no life gamer who doesn’t stand up for 2 straight days then gets massive blood clots in his legs when he does and rapidly dies

holy shit this is the basis for the way i hope to die, i mean i don't really game or sit for two days straight but its better than waiting decades to get cancer

this is my fear

Did they actually use that Gmod animation in the show?

where do you think gary got his inspiration from

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I remember that one episode with the guy who sat on the drain in his Jacuzzi and his intestines came out of his butt hole when he stood up.There's also the episode with that chick that chocked on some guy's hot dog puke. Thius show was kino.
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A death on the show was based on an incident that happened close to where I grew up where a young girl sat on a pool drain and the inside of her ass was basically sucked out, she was about the same age as me too. She didn't die immediately though, she got an organ transplant but developed a rare kind of cancer and that killed her. In the show it was a guy in a hot tub.

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Both

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I liked that the #1 way to die was having a heart attack while busting a nut

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Yes, fishsuit guy is my favorite

My grandma told us about this episode once, but I was half-paying attention and thought she said 'inflatable boots.' Eventually my dipshittery got the better of me and I asked why inflatable boots would suffocate someone.
I got teased about inflatable boots for years.

Deadliest Warrior for sure, Forged in Fire kind of fills a similar niche for me these days

Okay, this comic is about as much as I've ever heard of the story. I always thought her boobs just covered her face and suffocated her, kek

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