How did he get this job?

How did he get this job?

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He made it to the top of the totem pole.

He tried to steal Leia's underwear.

Nepotism. Search your feelings

How did he get up there

Literally what is he supposed to do with a spear up there

Stab passing starships

Got the record for the biggest turd in the Alliance.

>join the rebellion they said, you will fly on x-wing they said

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i feel like it would be darker if there was a giant planet floating above your planet

someone made the job listing on the rebel base board as a prank and this guy actually applied for it, nobody had the heart to tell him it was a joke after the first year up there

he was the best candidate for the post

Rebellion should have had more alien races

Is there a Space Kissinger that insults these men while ordering them around and then still gets worshipped and praised and paid by the people that call them heroes while sending them to their early deaths on some backwater shithole?

it's salt

you're thinking of Crate from the nuWars movies

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he gets on the ground and then it telescopes it’s way up past the trees. lucas has confirmed this

It could be a some kind of directional short range communicator that allows him to guide in rebel ships without giving away the location of the base to the rest of space.

He started at the bottom and worked his way up

While she was wearing them, rookie mistake