A GUY IS WALKING ON THE BEACH WHEN HE SEES A GIRL WITH NO LEGS AND NO ARMS SITTING THERE CRYING. HE ASKS "WHY ARE YOU CRYING SWEETHEART?" SHE SAYS "CAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED MY WHOLE LIFE." SO THE GUY GIVES HER A KISS BUT SHE KEEPS CRYING. THE GUY ASKS "WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOW?" SHE SAYS "BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN FUCKED MY WHOLE LIFE" SO THE GUY PICKS HER UP, THROWS HER IN THE OCEAN AND SAYS "YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"
A GUY IS WALKING ON THE BEACH WHEN HE SEES A GIRL WITH NO LEGS AND NO ARMS SITTING THERE CRYING...
Justin Lewis
Jaxson Smith
Thanks, I chuckled
Josiah Robinson
Imagine having an entire career based on being able to do a single silly voice.
Ryder Gonzalez
man, that's gotta' be the dumbest joke i've heard in my life
Jayden Ortiz
If vaginas could talk, I imagine they would all sound like Gilbert Gottfried
John Young
seems like the type of negative view an incel would have. vaginas sound like chloe sevigny
Carter Torres
I fucking cackled at this
Connor Ward
that's literally the exact same voice
Ethan Reed
Michael Watson
>squint your eyes a little bit
>yell
>make more money than 90% of people
sounds fucking based
Logan Thomas
A family walks into a talent agency and says "have we got an act for you." The agent says "show me what you've got" The whole family shits on his desk while shouting quotes from Mein Kampf. The shit covered agent says "that's quite an act. What do you call it?" The family smiles and says "The Aristocrats!"
Gavin Hall
The thing is that dumb voice can make even bad jokes, like the one in the OP, really funny. And Gilbert's got a reputation for pissing people off which is something I really admire.
Kevin Turner
Aaron Parker
>The thing is that dumb voice can make even bad jokes, like the one in the OP, really funny.
Gilbert's voice is like IRL shitposting.
The more retarded the joke, the funnier it gets.
Parker Jones
FOR THE CHANCE
Camden Taylor
I love how I can play his voice in my head while reading that.
William Rogers
I wish this unfunny fuck was dead desu
William Price
HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA
Aaron Richardson
Must have been pretty based to trigger the janny
Christopher Hill
AH, I FUCKED UP THE LINE, POUR MORE WATER ON YOURSELF
Christopher Moore
A HORSE IS FUCKING A NIGGER IN THE ASS
THE NIGGER TURNS AND SAYS
>AND I THOUGHT I WAS HUNG
THE HORSE REPLIES
>NOT YET YOU FUCKING COON
Gotta love 4chanX
Leo Garcia
RAPED
AND KILLED
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