Francis meets Piama, a cute and loyal girl

>Francis meets Piama, a cute and loyal girl
>Marries her a month later
>This is somehow a bad thing

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Well their kids are probably going to have compromised imune systems and probably be lactose intolerant. Growing up next to a reservation I've seen it more times than I can remember

Lmao what?

>cute and loyal
How does he know, its only been a month, I've heard a billion horror stories about people finding out horrible things about others years into a relationship

This. As soon as she gets attention from a better looking White Man, and no offense to the actor but he is painfully average, she will cheat on him in a second.

He made an impulsive choice which ended up good, don't they get divorced and he rips off the ranchers in the end? Always hated that.

Just look at all those posts on women subreddits like
"I've known him 8 months and been married for two, and now he found it used to do gangbangs and he's leaving me, how do i ruin his life?"
Don't marry people you barely know.
Don't marry at all, you cant trust anyone, ever.

i've been waiting since that japan thread 404'd for the next WMAF thread

>chadcis
>average
user?

I'm a fan of her boobs

They're together in the last scene

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Didn't this guy die crying and afraid after shooting himself?

What was that all about?

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francis's stories always end in chaos.

What did he mean by:

DvB: I shot myself in the head and I need help.
Dispatcher: OK what address are you at sir?
DvB: [Tells dispatcher the address]
Dispatcher: Is that a house or an apartment?
DvB: It's an apartment and I can't get to the buzzer to let someone in.
Dispatcher: What's your name?
DvB: Daniel Von Bargen
Dispatcher: OK Daniel what's your phone number?
DvB: [Tells dispatcher number]
Dispatcher: How old are you?
DvB: 61
Dispatcher: Was this accidental?
DvB: No. I was supposed to go to the hospital today and I didn't want to. I shot myself.

Sounds awfully stupid to me.

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Native Americans are Asians, that are lactose intolerant
Living in a reservation means you're not used to different germs, evolutionary speaking, so most diseases would be a novelty

Natives dont really experience lactose intolerance. Not at a real level at least. Maybe a little poopy but its nothing they cant handle
its only bad for a few of the episodes then its accepted and shown to be a very good thing

brown asians are guaranteed ladyboys

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DvB: No I'm alone and I just sh*t my pants.
Dispatcher: What type of gun did you use?
DvB: A .38 and it's next to me on the bed. I can't open my eyes.
Dispatcher: Did you shoot yourself in the side of the head?
DvB: I shot on my temple. I can't open my eyes.
Dispatcher: You are still in the bedroom?
DvB: Yes
Dispatcher: Stay on the phone with me
Dispatcher: Do you have any family?
DvB: Two sisters who were going to come later... I was going to hospital - they were going to amputate at least a few toes.
Dispatcher: Are you diabetic?
DvB: Yes, I'm not a good one.

Why was he so afraid and alone, Any Forums? Its a fun listen.
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Dafuq are you talking about? He breaks down after Francis leaves the academy, confronts him in Alaska, and finds new purpose in being a nursing home worker.

No, they stay together. He gets fired from the ranch because he'd been depositing the ranch profits into a phony atm.

Dispatcher: Did you do this because you don't want to have your toes amputated?
DvB: That's part it, I've already had one leg amputated... I'm tired.
Dispatcher: We are going to get you some help.
Dispatcher: Can you not see because of the blood on your face?
DvB: I can't open my left eye. Someone's at the door I think, it sounded like it.
Dispatcher: I want you to sit where you are at.

He's talking about the actor in real life.

How did a famous actor manage to die such a pathetic death?

Diabetes and an amputated leg.

Was it the type of diabetes you can't do anything about or the type you get from being a fat lazy fuck?