>I have to be DONE at EXACTLY 540 right now
I have to be DONE at EXACTLY 540 right now
Ryan Jackson
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Dominic Edwards
I want James Rolfe to suffer.
Jace Brown
>MUH KIDS
Lincoln Hill
Why won't someone just donate him some time on patreon?
Tyler Sanders
The man is burned out and uses the NO TIME excuse for anything.
Of course he would make a successful film but there’s no time.
Of course he would write a book but there’s no time
Of course he would write his own reviews for monster madness but there’s no time
Of course he would write avgn but there’s no time
Mason Williams
He needs a time transplant
Nathan Sanchez
Luke Lee
Matthew Collins
>Does anybody remember the time James pooped in the middle of Walmart after meeting mr. nipples?
I remember it so you don’t have to.
Kevin Miller
>5:41 you’re out the door, everybody’s happy… but its not that simple
>Why does it have to be either/or? Does it have to be cinemassacre is number 1 and then everything else gets fucked, or your family is number one and everything else gets fucked? Are those the only two options that are left? Is it not possible that they can all coexist together? Is it not possible that you, and your family, and cinemassacre all get what they deserve?
>fuck… fuck…..FUUUUUCK
Jacob Peterson
Why does he have to be done at 5:40? What happens then?
Sebastian White
Holy fucking kek
Cooper Stewart
HOW DO ADULTS WORK A JOB AND ALSO HAVE KIDS??????????????
Hudson Johnson
Help his harpy wife with his kids, unironically. Watch the video, he even has a bit at the end where he plays Mega Man by himself and he constantly has to stop playing because the baby alarm is going off.
Jacob Murphy
youtube.com
listen to any good music lately bros?
Jayden Howard
James basically thinks his knowledge on cinema is legendary because he knows about the original Thing. He thinks he's the only person in the fucking world who knows it exists so feels like bringing it up endlessly as if it's showcasing his horror movie knowledge penis. The fact of the matter is no one talks about the original because it's a laughably bad B movie. His video was absolute shit, the arguments he was making really help expose his laughably low IQ. The Carpenter remake is just a gore fest and nothing else! Nevermind the memorable characters, mystery of keeping track of their alibis to determine who could've become the thing, the paranoia and atmosphere. Then the original thing has atrocious characters, you're just waiting for the next jumpscare where a man in a rubber suit jumps out to say ooga booga. His whole video is literally "it's good because it's old and obscure (it's not obscure)". James Rolfe? More like Cringe Rolfe.
Matthew Williams
Fuck pastas but it's right. His videos about classic horror/monster movies are generally very good but every time he opens his mouth to talk about The Thing it's something too retarded for words.
Jacob Peterson
>NO TIME!
Caleb Lewis
>it's another soulless AVGN thread with nothing but pastas and the same stale old memes spammed over and over
Wow, it's like I'm in /trek/
Julian Cooper
I spent a lot of time making this so I’m giving myself a (You)
Landon Murphy
t. seething soda brain
Christian Gray
My hairline looks like James'
Jaxon Gutierrez
That is the conclusion most reasonable people would come to.
But then the 5:40 incident happened. Why was he so scared to be a second late? Clearly there’s something more sinister going on
Mason Harris
He looked fucking terrified. Was his wife off camera? It looked like he looked at someone off camera for a second
Hudson Reyes
Yeah, well, I don't get the reference.