Remember when they made a movie about a woman having sex with a half human half fish creature...

Remember when they made a movie about a woman having sex with a half human half fish creature? And then that army guy was like "nooooo that's so gross" so he tried to stop them to have more sex, but a gay man and a black lady helped them to have a lot more sex?
That was weird.

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Post the webm of the woman getting fucked by that tentacle alien

It was really titillating but I was surprised that it got nominated and one best picture. Like I’m some weird guy from the internet and is supposed to be a main stream normie show.

>This won the Academy award for best picture

The scene where they break into the military base thing is inexcusably bad. Honestly the entire film is mediocre but it has this “whimsical” quality that allows it to skate by in its mediocrity.

Best picture my ass.

Either the judges that year were into interspecies erotica like me or they vote it in for the half baked progressive message.

The whole film feels like a humiliation ritual.

great movie

Crimson Peak was way better, better art direction and it embraced the spoopy camp. This one makes you OD on whimsy in a pretty self serious way, like a bossy 7yr old girl forcing you to listen to her short story.

Femcel fucks Fishman

Who wanted this?

Where's My Sphinx film!?!

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didn't they reuse the fish costume from the hellboy movies too

why does everyone miss the plot point where the girl wasn't human, but a mer-person that had been mutilated to pass as human?

>he watched this trash

>he didn't watch a movie
>he bitches about it
who's winning here?

It's actually pretty ableist.
>Mute woman is horny and wants a fuck, needs a partner.
>Problem: mute isn't normal. Partner must also be non-normal.
>Solution: woman fucks fish.
How did nobody see the issue?
Because it's incidental to the postcolonial theming.

hey I'm just here to point out they used the fish costume from hellboy and everybody pretended not to notice

Del Toro was threatening to stop making movies if The Shape of Water didn't do well financially and if the Academy kept ignoring him. Searchlight spent a lot of money on marketing and they got Del Toro his awards.

what? no
Fishman transforms her into a fishlady so they can have sex underwater for hours

>transforms
he heals the scars on her neck, that were gills, mutilated when she was a child, causing her to be mute.

how do you miss this?

>a bestiality film won an Oscar
and people believe hollywood is not satanic

That seriously bothered me. I thought it was an Abe Sapien solo film or something.

That's pedowood!