Why are there thousands of movies about boxing and karate but not a SINGLE MOVIE about MMA?

Why are there thousands of movies about boxing and karate but not a SINGLE MOVIE about MMA?

MMA is the most powerful combat style there is.

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Wasn't that Kevin James movie, Welcome to the Boom or something, about MMA? And didn't Jake Gyllenhaal do one too?

Because rolling around on the floor is boring as fuck

Warrior exists, are you a fucking child or a retard without a search function?

This and it's actually pretty good and has a great ending.

"mma" is just boxing/kickboxing/karate + faggot jj which doesn't work in a real fight where you aren't restricted from various techniques like biting and some elbowsand where a passerby won't intervene in the 5 minutes you spend rolling around on the floor. MMA isn't an actual real fighting style it's a mix of styles/

I'd take someone who had trained in bare knuckle boxing + real karate + wrestling and pankration over any fag MMA fighter in a real fight with no gloves, most martial arts in the modern day are designed with gloves in mind

did he say stepdaughter? im a retard and cant read lips

>MMA
>most powerful combat style

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Kingdom (mma) on Netflix has 40 episodes. It's kino

Is this girl famous, I feel like I keep seeing her.

Uuuuh dont back down???
I think thats what its called.
Also didnt dana white and a bunch of people make a movie??
Dont care enough to remember

>dolphin noises intensify

Never Back Down (2008)

The reason why I clicked on and stayed in the thread. Based.

>newfags don't know about jadeposting

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do you train in any martial art

the fuq?
Cant be the same girl

NUBILE SUCCUBUS

Here Comes the Boom. I think there's one that was called Warrior. The new Mortal Kombat. Cagefighter which has a WWE wrestler fighting an MMA guy.

Then make one ya bitch

It isn't. The brunette is a Brazilian youtuber called Jade Picon (I think), the blonde one is the daughter of the MMA fighter in OP. They look similar though.

not when she has a bigger dick than you

Why is there only one movie about arm wrestling? Is it because 'Over the Top' was literal perfection so no one else is even going to try?

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MMA Legend BJ Penn got his ass kicked by a drunken white trash

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What MMA fighter deserves a biopic the most and why is it Don Frye?

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/sp/ lost

You just know she craves her daddy's dick.

What she look like now?

>the blonde one is the daughter of the MMA fighter in OP
retard

talmbout jadeposting b?

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Is the implication here that she beats him up?

"legend"

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Cause it doesn't have the kind of spirituality like boxing/Kungfu/Karate have. MMA is a mutt sport for roid heads. Never back down and Undisputed are the peak of these movies. Maybe Warrior but that is clearly just a drama about two brothers with MMA meme tacked on to get the men to watch it.

I did kickboxing for 5 or 6 years

When are they going to make a movie about thumb wrestling?

Watching two guys embraced in a love-lock on the ground isn't that interesting.

Gods, I hate her so much

i could LITERALLY heem every single ITT

I'm in love and I don't even know her yet

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There was a TED Talk about thumb wrestling so they might feel the territory is already covered.